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Apparently at this time of year all the corn in the Midwest reaches a stage where it’s evaporating literally thousands of gallons of water into the air. The air feels like SOUP, Zach 😭

25.07.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You mean to tell me it’s this hot and miserable outside because of something called “corn sweat”??? The Midwest is simply not real.

25.07.2025 00:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

🥹 all of your comments are a TREASURE, friend! 💕

25.06.2025 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥹💕 love you, Pez!

23.06.2025 16:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Doug’s living the dream, honestly 💕

22.06.2025 23:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just realized that Gmail has been hiding all of my ao3 notifs in the stupid updates folder for months. I thought it was just because I haven’t posted in a long time but no, my kudos and comments were held hostage! 😤

(That is to say, it was a lovely surprise to finally look through them all)

06.06.2025 02:12 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Aw thank you Rowan! 💕 I really wanted to subvert that trope when I wrote it bc it always put me off too

27.03.2025 02:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🫶🫶🫶

19.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I forgot to post about it on here but I wrote an EBPU neighbors AU that I think is hot, dumb, and fun 😊

archiveofourown.org/works/618802...

19.01.2025 18:07 — 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

Omg thank you!! 🥹

15.01.2025 05:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FINALLY I present, the winning piece of the “Thanks for 1K” poll from a couple months ago: Sardine can Stede! Ed is definitely a tinned fish girly 💅🏻🎣
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #stedebonnet #edteach #tinnedfish

14.01.2025 07:49 — 👍 537 🔁 202 💬 22 📌 2

Oops I forgot to check this app for 6 months. Hi everyone 👋

14.01.2025 01:44 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fanart for the show Our Flag Means Death. Blackbeard/Ed Teach is kneeling again in front of an injured Stede Bonnet, now sitting on a couch in the captain's quarters. Stede is almost fully dressed in Ed's leathers, and Ed is halfway dressed in Stede's breeches and cravat. Ed's gently sliding on Stede's left boot, as Stede gazes affectionately down at him. Ed: I should take a leaf out of your book, then we'll live the high life. Stede: I could take one of yours. Maybe I'll live a little longer.

Close-up shot of Stede

Close-up shot of Ed

(Re-sharing in honor of new OFMD in less than a month)

…Could be arranged.🖤🏴‍☠️

14.09.2023 07:25 — 👍 756 🔁 231 💬 15 📌 8

Eyo first post! Old man and his dot lesgooo

15.08.2023 21:56 — 👍 235 🔁 78 💬 0 📌 3

Page featuring three black & white sketches of Blackbeard from our flag means death, based on the teaser trailer. On the right he is standing sadly behind a wedding cake, in the middle he is aiming one of his many guns (with extreme perspective on the hand and gun position) and in the last one he is hunched over a table making the cake toppers dance and looking extremely sad. The sketches are slightly stylised as to not be too realistic.

Well maybe there’s a god above
But all I’ve ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you

#OFMDfanart #OFMDs2spoilers
#ofmd

31.08.2023 23:13 — 👍 157 🔁 55 💬 0 📌 3