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J. B. Bartram

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Illustrator, ceramicist, graphic designer, studio gnome. She/her. Pottery shop: heywitch.bigcartel.com Newsletter: https://hey-witch.beehiiv.com/subscribe

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She’s got such a perfect furious little goblin face!!!!! What a beast!

08.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I recommend just skipping to the very last episode (or the last few? But I think it all makes sense sans season context)β€” it’s got some good stuff in it!!!!

08.10.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I made the same joke when I watched this bit of the game!! Glad everyone else noticed the fancy hand moves!!

07.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s an honour to have my pottery paired with one of my favourite authors (& I’m SO impatient for my library to get their copies of this book in!!) πŸ’•

07.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah fascinating! I’m also super picky about cuke-pickle texture β€” it’s gotta be crisp & snappy, not mushy in the middle. I had a sort of opposite pickle-journey β€” I’d always loved everything BUT cukes & then I tried a proper briny kosher dill & was converted!

07.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We Have Always Lived in The Castle And That’s Why I Am Writing to Oppose to Proposed Housing Development That Will Fundamentally Change the Character of Our Picturesque, Gothic Community

06.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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one of my favourite edwardian themes is "the man in the moon is a huge sky perv who enjoys watching couples do it"

31.10.2023 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Hmm I’m more of a kosher dill / turnip gal myself

06.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesssss

05.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen it via a zillion different videos on here & have watched every. Single. One (& MAN I love a batflip!!)

05.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I popped down about half an hour ago to see how they were doing (Ian is watching in the basement where our tv lives) & was expecting something good (having heard some excitement from the announcers) but was NOT expecting 11 runs?!?!?!? Wow!! Also that Vladdy bat flip πŸ’―

05.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m feeling a rewatch as I wait impatiently for S3. I’m absolutely obsessed with this show & agree with everything below (also, WHAT a cast!!)

05.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mithqal's accounts are suspended and/or deleted and he can't post on Bluesky. He's exhausted & has asked me to share his fundraiser. Please help if you can, his son needs urgent treatment for injuries.

04.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A moment of calm from the gigantic (at least 4-5’ tall) New England Aster at the front of my house. Pollinators love it & so do I (NE Asters have been a favourite native plant of mine since I was a kid & I’m so thrilled ours is thriving!!).

05.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha fair! It is somewhat critical of men in some (basically all?) songs!! I still need to watch the Narduar interview β€” the clips I’ve seen are very charming. Also, I love the sound(s) of the album β€” when the ABBAesque one came on my ears perked RIGHT up!

04.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but she does it in a fun & silly way with lots of bops, so… πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ (I was unsure on first listen, but totally love this album / how damn FUNNY she is!)

04.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up on Keeping Up Appearances & she was a frickin’ comedic genius!

04.10.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by ukcomedy Patricia Routledge Kitty

RIP Patricia Routledge. Pouring out some tea for a real one

youtu.be/T-iDlTBZhKg?...

03.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Patricia Routledge as Hyacinth Bucket on KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

Patricia Routledge as Hyacinth Bucket on KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

RIP to one of the greats. If her headstone doesn't read "It's pronounced 'Bouquet'" they're wasting good granite.

03.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

Ian & I quote it all the time (& when it was on the radio, would whoop with joy whenever it played, a nice break from most radio ads πŸ˜‚)

02.10.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canadian Blood Services had a campaign on the radio that started with a solemn voice saying, β€œthe need for blood is rising.” Apparently it’s difficult to ask for blood without sounding at least a little creepy!!

02.10.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

01.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6386    πŸ” 2184    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 72
Basilique Notre Dame in Vieux MontrΓ©al, looking towards the altar. The vibrant dark blue vaulted ceiling is spangled with golden stars and the altar area is incredibly elaborately decorated

Basilique Notre Dame in Vieux MontrΓ©al, looking towards the altar. The vibrant dark blue vaulted ceiling is spangled with golden stars and the altar area is incredibly elaborately decorated

A funky little dragon carving guy hanging out at the top of a neoclassical doorway in Vieux MontrΓ©al

A funky little dragon carving guy hanging out at the top of a neoclassical doorway in Vieux MontrΓ©al

A monument in a cute plaza with a bunch of bronze statues, all of whom have pigeons perched on their heads

A monument in a cute plaza with a bunch of bronze statues, all of whom have pigeons perched on their heads

A view from the train as I reluctantly leave MontrΓ©al. There’s a cool modern building with a blue circle design filling the middle of the faΓ§ade that’s made from coloured panels, mosaic style and the old Farine Five Roses sign atop the old flour factory building

A view from the train as I reluctantly leave MontrΓ©al. There’s a cool modern building with a blue circle design filling the middle of the faΓ§ade that’s made from coloured panels, mosaic style and the old Farine Five Roses sign atop the old flour factory building

Our final steps-total was about 86,000 and it truly felt like a trip perfectly-done β€” we ate a ton of great food, walked a bunch of neighbourhoods in casual exploration mode, and planned exactly the right number of things amongst the lovely wandering. What a spectacular city, I love it so dearly πŸ₯°

01.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Olympic stadium’s tower in MontrΓ©al photographed with a lot of swoopy rooflines in the foreground & an extremely clear blue sky

The Olympic stadium’s tower in MontrΓ©al photographed with a lot of swoopy rooflines in the foreground & an extremely clear blue sky

A large black sturgeon with the trademark sturgeon side-scutes in a big tank at the BiodΓ΄me

A large black sturgeon with the trademark sturgeon side-scutes in a big tank at the BiodΓ΄me

Another view of the Olympic stadium tower from between the shiny aluminum planetarium building bits

Another view of the Olympic stadium tower from between the shiny aluminum planetarium building bits

A beautiful brutalist MΓ©tro station with brown tile and a gorgeous concrete skylight that brings light down onto the platform

A beautiful brutalist MΓ©tro station with brown tile and a gorgeous concrete skylight that brings light down onto the platform

We’re home now, but here’s a little MontrΓ©al goodness from our last day yesterday. First up, Parque Olympique / BiodΓ΄me / more MΓ©tro appreciation (I am OBSESSED with the black sturgeons in the Laurentian tank!!)

01.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MW correctly reading the room

01.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1284    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

Oh it is! Absolutely the best way to travel!!

30.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same in Ottawa!! Autumn is my favourite too β€” I love when the mornings get a bit chilly πŸ₯° It’s going to be hard to get me on the train home today β€” they’ll have to drag me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

30.09.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It truly is! I’m lucky to have been many times, but this is the first visit in a while in really nice weather (most recent trips before this were in February & early April) so it feels like a bit of a rediscovery! (We just live over in Ottawa, so we need to come more often!!)

30.09.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A colourful mural in Mile End

A colourful mural in Mile End

The Church of St. Michael and St. Anthony in Mile End

The Church of St. Michael and St. Anthony in Mile End

A colourful abstract mural on our walk back to the hotel

A colourful abstract mural on our walk back to the hotel

A closed-off pedestrian street with a bunch of people out enjoying the perfect weather

A closed-off pedestrian street with a bunch of people out enjoying the perfect weather

MontrΓ©al day three: Mile End, long lovely walk back to the hotel (wondering why my feet hurt so much & then figuring out we’ve walked 63,000 steps the last 3 days), one of the amazing pedestrian streets that go from May-October and damn every city should do this?!

29.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I named all the house spiders in our place Steve. One time A Steve had babies in our bathroom (who all dispersed quite politely & did not cause an uncomfortable infestation situation, thank you Little Steves!)

29.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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