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"Writing is hard"
06.12.2025 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One bathroom says, "No Men Allowed" and the other bathroom says " No Women Allowed".
26.11.2025 17:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, and I'm 62 years old. Do I get to wear the dunce cap?
19.11.2025 12:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just got the joke!
19.11.2025 12:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I'm on it, Moby!
18.11.2025 14:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're comparing him to Summers, it makes perfect sense to say he had no position of power.
18.11.2025 14:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0"Rainy Day Women 12 and 35" has entered the chat
14.11.2025 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sure, you can criticize Kamala for that, but Obama did the same thing choosing Biden to be his VP.
03.11.2025 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You kind of imagine them deciding on her, because she was the option least likely to enrage Trump.
10.10.2025 12:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good job not pointing that out!π
04.10.2025 17:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kimmel wasnβt fired for his remarks on Kirkβhe was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
18.09.2025 20:32 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0You read my mind! Also had the thought, "Is he making this up?" It was great!
15.09.2025 16:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good point!
26.08.2025 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was going to say that I also have no personal memory of the Elizabethan stage when men played all of the women's roles, but there is also an old although relatively recent tradition of women playing Hamlet.
26.08.2025 20:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0c) proves that you are a true scholar.
10.07.2025 21:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm in my 60s and I'm kind if amazed how much I still hear music from when I was a teenager. I would never have expected to be still hearing REO Speedwagon at the supermarket 40 years later.
08.07.2025 14:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/w...
19.06.2025 02:41 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is slander! We also know the Huxtables.
30.03.2025 17:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you a lumberjack? If not, that might be a career option to consider
24.02.2025 20:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think you could do this with just about any politician. For example, Reagan and Obama both had the luck to be running for President for the opposition party during an economic crisis, and it's plausible that this is the only circumstance in which they could have been elected
19.01.2025 16:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We don't usually translate names in titles. The Mozart opera is known as Don Giovanni, not Don Juan.
12.12.2024 22:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bambi has a red nose too?
11.12.2024 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The highest level of deservedness is a noisy stupid white man accused of sexual assault. That person is qualified for any job.
29.11.2024 17:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I suppose it would be inappropriate for you to reply, "You must have me confused with Ross Douthat."
27.11.2024 20:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Basically the pattern is that we find out something terrible about Trump that would normally end a politician's career. Then it turns out his fans still love him. And the undecideds that maybe turned against him forget about it after a while.
23.11.2024 15:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I kind of disagree. There's hardly any wriggling involved at all.
23.11.2024 15:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.) We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those βroots,β Iβm told! Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers.
But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them. Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (Itβs a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (Itβs a β¦ Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world. Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of Novemberβs election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out.
The case for Donald Trump is βI erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person β people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color β but β¦ maybe heβll forget.β βBut maybe heβll forgetβ is not enough to hang a country on! Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill β protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism β to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it.
Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know. Iβm just a humor columnist. I only know whatβs happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that thereβs no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. Thatβs what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, weβre going to be able to say so. Thatβs why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!
I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM
26.10.2024 22:50 β π 7792 π 2461 π¬ 246 π 167I saw a ballet interpretation of The Idiot.
27.10.2024 01:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An hour??? You really do live in an ivory tower. They could get the amount of information they want in 5 minutes of reading, maybe 10 if they are slow readers. Most likely haven't spent an hour reading about policy in their whole lives.
28.09.2024 12:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Truthfully, if not for the current circumstance, I would assume this is a joke.
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