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Turns out there is no normal way only awful ways

Googling "normal ways to tell people you have cancer"

Sick of these medical places that want you to show up "15 minutes before your appointment." Why are we making this a game with hidden secret show up times! Just tell me the time you want me there and we'll call it my appointment time!

Kroger is ending delivery in Florida, might be time to kms

My fears are unique and special you're right

For me, getting older is having a bit less of a fear of heights but way more claustrophobia

I think we should add an extra hour to every day

It's like a whole brain reset somehow??? Maybe??

My Libby app had a hiccup yesterday (resolved today THANK GOD) and it made me realize how much I am hanging by a thread, and that thread is Libby. Without it my life would grind to a halt. I would honestly cease to exist. And moreover I wouldn't want to exist 🙏

The extra hour feels like so much. I can't believe it's not even 11 yet

On top of everything else, I have to refill the pepper mill before I can eat dinner

Sorry folks I think this website is broken. For one thing it is not providing me with any adoring fans

I just looked up and my cat was making a face like a wizened pirate

I saw a video with the caption of "when you stop expecting your husband to contribute positively to your day something unexpected happens" and weirdly the thing wasn't divorce???? But what is he for then. What is the point of him

Ok but I'm telling little Millie it's your fault

Can we please stop putting hot honey on everything my children are so scared

I just started the WORST book and I can't quit it because my mother is also reading it and wants me to read it with her. The things I do for that woman smgdh

it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again

Who's the second one? Also yes it is upsetting that people can hide their badness and make me their friend 😔

Ok this year's big brother season didn't grab me at first but man it went out strong. When I the final two was announced I literally jumped up and down and clapped and screamed at my TV. What a fucking finale. Now I need a reunion show to process the Vince and Morgan relationship.....

I did, it was touch and go for a minute there tho. I'm sure it looked insane!

I tripped and stumbled for a good 6 feet outside today and I looked around and saw a man by a mailbox watching me. My failure was Witnessed 😭

Thinking of getting back into depression. Bet they're doing some crazy shit with it these days

Don't you dare move him

Same to you!! I am trying to make this website stick for me so maybe you'll see me more around here

Hi walrus, old friend!!

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Feeling a lot of anxiety lately but the good news is that haha sorry I don't know how to finish that sentence

The number of times I have to remind myself that I don't have to consume certain media if I am not enjoying it is absurd. Please god teach your kids to quit inconsequential things they don't like

Had a really long dream that I took some mysterious exam that culminated in reupholstering a couch but I ran out of time. The weirdest part is that in the dream, this wasn't the first time I took that exam.