Logan Schmitt

goddamn aesop leave some fables for the rest of us

Can’t wait for this! 🙌

Early King of the Hill episodes are so comforting

It feels like a Kennywood water ride outside

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

if we find aliens and they have better stuff than us i'd low key crash out

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

Ok but South Korea’s camo snowboarding pants go hard

I keep seeing authors getting duped by AI users pretending to be artists (and then sadly realising it when everyone calls their book AI slop).

These grifters are everywhere and I don't have a solution, but I have a few pointers:

My favorite question to ask at parties is ‘if you could build anything out of the microplastics in your body, what would it be?’

Do you want your dirty deeds done dirt cheap, or do you want them done right? Hit me up when you're ready to take things more seriously

The doomsday clock people always look so comically disappointed, like “we tried to tell y’all, smh”

And I don’t even need to be specific! Take your pick of man made horrors

Really cool species we belong to here, y’all, just truly incredible

I got addicted to playing chess on my phone for a day. I’m ok now though

One of my fav memes from the past 5 years

What/where is the most Lynchian place you’ve ever been?

For me it’s a restaurant in Columbus, OH called Lois Mann’s that is full of dozens of Christmas trees and decorations year round and sells random toys at the checkout

God, Forbidden West is so good 😭

I am nowhere near mentally ready to deal with the pure hell that is the WV legislative session. It’s the most asinine time of year

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did a bigfoot write this?

Why is my guy cuddling with a dummy puppet 🤨

A bottomless cup of terror

a headline from ZME Science showing a picture of a skull with a large nail going through it caption says Ancient Iberians Nailed Skulls to Walls — And It's Not Very Clear Why 4d

probably bc it looked sick as hell

Hard agree!

The AI industry in a nutshell...

Never knew Droopy’s son was named Dripple until today. Follow me for more cartoon dog lore

“This is that band Pissgrave I was telling you about” - me, to my wife

they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

This is such a good one!