elaine🖤✨

💀💀

mind you it’s 9am sam

I think I know a bitch

@gothbimboslut.bsky.social will never have a funnier friend than me, suck it everyone else 🤠

anyone else rapidly scrolling through tiktok to get one last fix just in case? 🥲🔫

do it u won’t

when you get too high and go nonverbal at the function

my brother in christ, you’ve got the baddest bitch of them all 😂

all I want in this life is to have my back blown out at the cologne cathedral

thinking about the time I made my therapist cry because my life is so pitiful 😂 I won therapy, thanks Wendy girlie 💅

well it’s not, it was me 😎

ive been busted beep boop

sitting there in the fast lane going gas brake gas brake gas brake while someone is rightfully coming up on my ass at 80mph 😂

also wish i had the organized ocd instead of the “i have to tap both of my wrists two times on a hot pan while cooking” ocd 🥲

i wish i had the organized ocd, not the “I absolutely must tap the gas then brake 6 times going down the highway” ocd 🤠 shits gonna get me hurt one day 😂

surely you me and Allie have a lil Winston d8 and go

okay second favorite after warped tour, but STILL

major tom’s is my favorite place on this earth and no one can convince me otherwise

✨tom foolin✨ @gothbimboslut.bsky.social

The new poppy album?? Holy shit?

😭😭😭

once again, come over bitch, I’ve got like 3 left 🔫 tick. tock.

✨girl dinner✨

my therapist: “next week I wanna work on getting you to stop apologizing so much”

me: you’re right, I’m sorry

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.