GirlFlower (Cake Tyrant)

that's all I need

to everyone who prays on my downfall please direct some of that energy into me learning a new instrument

platonically swaddling ? not in 2026 due to budget cuts

if my ass is grass I need a GOAT girl ASAP

but doctor what if someome says something funny and I am asleep? I would be so sad to miss it

lets do some rp real quick

I am going to pretend like I am someone who suffers from poor sleep habbits and you will pretend to be a sleepy specialist

I can tell someone's ssn just based off a handshake

what you consider impossible i consider double impossible + why even bother and that's the girl flower promise

I am made of a type of bread they don't make anymore

could have been the hour I obtained enlightment but we will never know

my friends joke about buying an abandoned school or something which while cool seems like the upkeep would offset the cheap cost

yes the pizza gone but not forgotten

damn day light savings hitting different when you stay up too late

yeah hard to me imange a more semi permanent kind of group of people that stick together without imaging captilism having being dealt with

or maybe in the modern world it is inevitable we have to move to pursue different interet

I wish every work place had a hammock fr

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sad bisexuals are dying out now that gen z had to invent a new term for gay drunk

I am powerful bug girl. remember they have bug traps for you and cat catcher for me. that's the difference between us

the way our ancestors lived. doing shit for four hours and then back to the cave to chill out

calling you girlflower the way you're BLOOMING like a GIRL

they are calling you eby the way you e by

without or with sauce ? becaue it is kind of difficult to eat a raw leaf you know

okay that is some whack ass bread

comment on this post and I will interview you journalist style on this post until the pizza is done or I get board

what is your fav bug snack?

painted my nails, did my psyc eval and pizza is in the oven.

this is one epic sauce Saturday

is yuri a type of bread ?

I kind of want a more communal living type of situation without letting the most abusive archetype of a person run the whole thing

putting the pizza in the oven