do you think there was a fight over what horse they measured for power?
03.10.2025 01:42 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 2@imojen.bsky.social
Jim Jimi Jimmy Imojen They/Them Art technician person, also on podcasts sometimes
do you think there was a fight over what horse they measured for power?
03.10.2025 01:42 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 2They should invent a dishwasher that cleans dishes
16.09.2025 03:03 β π 203 π 13 π¬ 18 π 8Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
15.09.2025 14:11 β π 640 π 163 π¬ 20 π 4A horse can gallop just a few hours after it's born. It would be cool if humans developed that quickly. A baby pops out and three hours later itβs texting
16.09.2025 04:38 β π 242 π 29 π¬ 16 π 4Liberals are pro-girlboss but leftists are anti-boss
16.09.2025 07:13 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Shrinkflation was invented by Big Small to sell you more less
10.09.2025 08:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Manager at the hardware factory: great job team! These little nails you came up with are fantastic. Now, what should we call them?
Guy in the corner who didnβt help at all, but his dad owns the company: I have a suggestion
Manager: yes, Brad, what is it?
'Mother Mushroom with her Children' by Polish Art Nouveau painter Edward Okun (1872-1945) a woman with a red and white mushroom hat kneeling in the grass surrounded by children in the same hat
'Mother Mushroom with her Children'
Edward Okun
when you're about to click something but then an ad loads and you click the ad instead?? humiliating. the down low, too slow of the internet age
15.07.2025 12:07 β π 1107 π 212 π¬ 9 π 1Finally, I can post this video I've been hanging on to since somebody sent it to me.
14.07.2025 18:08 β π 3027 π 1149 π¬ 51 π 90HOT FRESH POTS π₯
11.07.2025 14:09 β π 747 π 169 π¬ 16 π 9old beller twilight birthday cake
so good
26.01.2024 14:26 β π 103 π 10 π¬ 0 π 2Robbie Williams monke movie surprisingly much more interesting than anticipated
25.06.2025 11:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Frogspotting .. X Zoie Liopiros β’ 1h β’ Β© I've been hearing a frog singing from inside our wind chimes for a month or so, but today I found out it's not just one frog! It's a whole secret society
do you want to see something so so beautiful
24.12.2023 03:40 β π 6960 π 1639 π¬ 94 π 46The βbubbleβ framing also fundamentally misunderstands what most people want from social media. When you go to a knitting circle, are you disappointed that most people there want to talk about knitting? When you join a book club, do you complain that everyone seems interested in books? Pundits and politicians may want to broadcast to the largest possible audience, but most people are looking for community, not maximum reach. Most people arenβt looking for a debating arena. They want to talk with people they like about topics they care aboutβwhether thatβs knitting, local politics, or professional interests. This becomes impossible when the platform owner has hung out a shingle for Nazis, and your attempts to discuss your hobbies get drowned out by fascist propaganda algorithmically pushed into your timeline. Thatβs not βdiverse discourseββitβs just a bad user experience.
Well put by @mmasnick.bsky.social.
www.techdirt.com/2025/06/20/c...
The Swan, No. 24, Group IX, by Hilma af Klint, 1914, πΈ by me
23.06.2025 01:11 β π 2415 π 345 π¬ 23 π 13*pulling a mask on to a goat*
BEHOLD
LUCHACABRA
If we're sharing cultural artifacts from the Iraq war era with the youths, I am generationally required to share this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpj...
Got followed up for a payment I had already sent prompting the hilarious realisation that the friends I sent it to donβt actually know my government name and didnβt recognise it on the bank statement
19.06.2025 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's hard to listen to "songs of leonard cohen" and not turn at least a little gay for him
16.06.2025 06:54 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I wanna walk into the ocean and disappear mysteriously but I can actually swim pretty good and keep coming back after about an hour because Iβm hungry for lunch
16.06.2025 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we should have seen this tech cult mysticism coming the moment they started calling 3rd party datacentrs "the cloud"
13.06.2025 23:29 β π 554 π 47 π¬ 11 π 2Today I won a crockinole tournament but Iβm not that proud of it bc half way through the game I told my final opponent that I had never seen breaking bad and asked him to describe the plot to me which I feel makes it a dishonourable win via mind games
12.06.2025 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just saw a guy at the airport international terminal who appeared to be wearing a bathrobe, sunglasses, flip flops, and nothing else
04.06.2025 02:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently thereβs this whole thing about how trans men are terfs and nonbinary people are the enemies of binary trans people n Iβm like damn. Irl we all just hang out, wtf is going on here
02.06.2025 23:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got back on tumblr which has been a very polarising experience re: the fun stuff being great but the political stuff being truly distressing
02.06.2025 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0an artwork showcasing two of Spindle's characters; Ottilie (on the left) and Asimov (on the right) swimming in the water. The perspective is bottom-up; green kelp is under them.
swimming lesbiabs
18.05.2025 22:42 β π 7309 π 1395 π¬ 44 π 6What?? Youβre literally at the ER, you could have the ultraplague for all they know
18.05.2025 04:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Keep having truly baffling sex dreams to the point where I wonder if someone with powerful psychic abilities is beaming their own dreams around and Iβm picking em up with no context. Who are these people
17.05.2025 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Supernova
16.05.2025 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0