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If you have been contemplating the bissel little green giant. DO IT.

Wow. I can get a lot more jumps on Mario party than these athletes can in the Olympics.

Picture of a gray haired woman wearing a shirt that reads on the back “come see my daughter’s film A Woman’s Work at Santa Barbara Film Festival 2/11 at 11:20am 2/12 6:20pm I am a Jewish mother seeking a girlfriend/future wife for my filmmaker daughter (she is multilingual and has an adorable dog). Please inquire with me”

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

Your writing is great and your thoughts are valuable and whatever you’re reporting is insightful and will illuminate my thoughts, but I won’t read it because you posted it on the transphobic Nazi blog network

Academics vying for a spot in Epstein‘s world. There are so many. I feel the need to make a thread, so I don’t keep confusing them. 1/

Lizzie McGuire at the opening ceremony

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Thank you @khanna.house.gov for showing what it looks like to demand accountability from the halls of Congress, without fear or favor.

In no functioning country is this allowed.

This blackout poetry thing is pretty easy.

ICE are slave catchers and y'all want better trained slave catchers? Y'all want slave catchers with better rules? Fuck out of here

I think one of the most frustrating things for many neurodivergent people is that we cannot understand why people don’t give a fuck about things that could make the world a better and kinder place - that’s what happens when your emotional circuitry doesn’t work “effectively”

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

We need a traitors: oops all traitors! That’s all of them from previous seasons.

It will be named Charlie.

Reminder! Amazon owns Ring Doorbell! Ring Doorbell has a contract with local law enforcement and ICE to utilize your Ring Cameras on your property to assist in kidnapping your neighbors! Remove your Ring devices if willing and able!

I love how no one cares and just wanted Michael gone. #traitors

Wow. Fried chicken is possibly the best food ever made.

I saw a woman on the subway eat 5 pieces of gum between two stops. Eat. Swallow and everything.

DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars

Zohran sitting on the floor and saying "Oh God I want to die." Source: https://x.com/ZohranKMamdani/status/2006528196544434421

Can't believe I haven't seen this before. Huge potential here

What does this even mean??

I'm #OneOfTheTwo people whom Jon Stewart mocked.

I still mask because, with my immunocompromise and kidney failure, I landed in hospital with covid and pneumonia, each for a month. Even a cold can turn to a secondary, life-threatening pneumonia for me.

So yeah. Hilarious.

Most highly flavored lady. Gloria

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.

Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.