Jaydii

This shit ends the internet as we know it. Literally start stuffing this in everyone's face until it sticks.

Or eat one himself. He's got an alchemical belly.

#DandyToons Vore Lore

Dragons & Mortals - Digests entire toon down into energy.
Fairies - Digests body into energy, soul & mind are absorbed & combined
Fairy Dragons - Digests body, mind, & soul into egg, imparts fairy-draconic reincarnation
Tulpas - Pouch belly yay
Elves - Further testing required

A follow-up is surely required...

#JARDArt

I think my most memorable adult interaction as a teenager was being gifted fishnet stockings by my home room high school teacher as a "joke" when I started cross-dressing

It was the most sincere, weird support and encouragement I'd received from an adult at that time. A positive moment of my youth.

May I introduce my new poster: the Kartoon-Sutra! The FUN of LoveMaking ❤️
A silly poster for the toons that are tired of being family friendly. Filled with 20 fun, ACME approved positions and acts, guaranteed to heat things up in the bedroom - both figuratively AND literally!! more info in 🧵

Also, you're becoming a woman. No gear and getting TG'ed are part of the quest, trust me.

A little silly pic based on @jardtoons.bsky.social drawing. I, (i mean) Benji is a bit of a doof and gets stressed eaasy. so Lanky helped find him a very easy, more relaxing position. Am currently doing commission work as well. www.furaffinity.net/journal/9840...

Gearless protocol for performing a double arrest: Braid the legss from the ankles to the knees. From there, twist the torsos together. Flatten the wrists between the chests so the culprits are face to face. Tie their ankles in a knot, like shoe-strings. Then you fold their interlocked faces (See visual guide) and loop their heads through the first ankle braid. Their jawlines will secure them in place

For those who need to secure two toons and can't find any containers or rope: make some out of them.

#NaokiThoughts

You're not gonna get elected that way. Everyone's gonna learn about it. How exactly are you gonna deflect the press when they see you high in the sky, and they start askin' why?

You think they're not gonna check back there? The hose will probably be hanging out, let's not lie!

Bad campaign strats.

Cons:
-Can't see the television
-Can't scratch that annoying itch
-Kinda cramped

Pros:
Waaarrrrrmmmm...
Sssssoft...
Stoaty 💜

I love @apptextures.bsky.social

#JARDArt

Awesome character by Cyrus of his 50ft; giant stomping, bird - Pheobe. Loved every minute of this.

Check out his FA too for more flattening pics and bigness: www.furaffinity.net/user/flatbird

Splat

@cyrussmolbirb.bsky.social performs another perfect landing while training agility.

Best Buddies @ 1st Bump

Gapp belongs to @apptextures.bsky.social

#JARDArt

Hopes 'n Dreams?

All out, sorry.

I got Copes 'n Memes, though! Would those make you feel better?

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

But is he wrong?

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

When one of the party members drop the deflation orb, making everyone get the flat status 😔
Art by @chipsgowoah.bsky.social

Very funny to me, also, that "The Arsenal of Freedom" is the name of an episode in Star Trek TNG where autonomous AI weapons killed an entire civilization and there's a sales hologram still on the planet trying to sell them. it was originally a commentary in the sale of F-14 Tomcats to Iran(!)

"Grand Gestures"

Author: [[Sabba Aganor]] & [[Adono]]
Emotion: [[Bonds & Observations]] & [[Conscience & Experience]]
Date: 20260218
[[MASTERPIECE]]

If you try to make friends with me by giving me art, it probably won't work. People who befriend via art have alot to figure out, and people to hurt.

Gift art's a grand gesture
Handed out by jesters
But publicly it festers
Into a grand delusion

Jesters are for Kings
And friends are royalty
Gift art's simply things
Not signs of loyalty

Beware the call for clowns
Dare to make folks laugh
Nobles sneer and hound
While the Kingdom cheers and claps!

Happy Flat Fuck Friday!
Thought I would have you and my friend Forbic over for a movie night, unfortunately the couch isn’t quite big enough for all of us….
A little help please…? @////@

Awesome gif made by Forbic 💜

#flattened #flattening #平面化

Benji Block

Benji Block + Paws

Between Runescape adventures, it's important to take it easy and rest.

Benji Block belongs to my friend @zincxirom.bsky.social

#JARDArt

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

Why ya'll boofin' helium?

Goaty better hurry along and find us....

Kindathu and Zanru navigate a mysterious dungeon and face hardships along the way. Farewell

Zandathru Toon 2

Bounce
Buh-bounce bounce
Bounce bounce

#JARDArt

Some dorks got squished in a factory because the dumbest dork was trying to chase the other two in it.

Commission for @perdles.bsky.social and @shiroooo.bsky.social from 2025 featuring @butini.bsky.social and @tonzono.bsky.social