J. L. Nunez

Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats

Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats https://theonion.com/purina-debuts-new-slovenly-feast-for-nasty-ass-shelte-1820086710/

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/

Soundwave! Soundwave!

You can print this and use it as a handy guide

Sometimes wish there was a Left equivalent media machine that could turn Kash Patel flying overseas to party with the US hockey team while Nancy Guthrie is still missing into a weeks-long scandal but alas we don’t and there’s 9,000,000 other things

Trump's SAD Playbook for the November Midterms The Trump regime is throwing Spaghetti At Democracy to see what will stick

The SAVE Act was never going to pass the Senate, but passage was never the point. This piece lays out the real strategy: throw a barrage of voter suppression moves against the wall—all of which are designed to sow fear, suppress turnout, and muddy the midterms—and see what sticks.

Imagine doing this with your one precious life. Other people are out there teaching children and curing cancer and you decide to spend your time telling outrageous, laughably unbelievable lies about a dementia-addled rapist and fraud whose legacy will be nearly ending US democracy

We are the laughing stock of the world.

Bill C

@espnbillc.bsky.social’s next article on the top 100 QB’s

#LarsonForPresident

Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:

Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)

my life...

they're all in The Files. 😐

It is a little wild that you aren’t seeing More elected officials putting their bodies on the line, risking arrest, you’d think this would be the perfect time for it even if all you were worried about was fundraising and keeping your job

How ICE Will Spy On Protesters, And How You Can Protect Your Privacy Jake Laperruque explains how ICE’s expanding surveillance tools can track protesters through phones, faces, and vehicles.

Excited to have my first piece out as a @techpolicypress.bsky.social Fellow:

Outlining the vast surveillance powers ICE can use to monitor protesters, and how you can fight back to change the law, build new safeguards, and protect your privacy

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i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words

HOME ESPN FOX NBC MORE E Pat McAfee blown away to learn San Francisco is not what conservative media makes it out to be "This place has been gorgeous. It has been incredible." F 2.6.26 #PMSLIV PAT MCAFEE SHOW ** UNE FROM SAN FRANCISCO ** SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS TIGHT END GEORGE KITTLE Credit: The Pat McAfee Show By Sean Keeley on 02/06/2026

tfw you leave Plato’s cave

awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

This Ossoff speech is holy fire

I can relate.

Trump Disappointed No One Killed In Ballroom Construction Process Yet WASHINGTON—Voicing deep frustration with the lack of jobsite carnage, President Donald Trump expressed disappointment Thursday that no one had been killed yet in the construction of the White House ba...

“It’s been months since we started, and I still haven’t seen one worker get impaled by rebar or have his head smashed in by falling rubble,” said President Donald Trump

Ok, but for real, why is Donald Trump acting so weird about Clinton testifying under oath about the Epstein files?

Personal goals: Live the sort of life that never results in people cheering on children beating the hell out of an effigy of my head.

poor thing...

ICE Issues Ransom Note Demanding $65 Billion If U.S. Wants To See Minnesota Again WASHINGTON—Claiming the nation’s beloved North Star State was in peril, Immigration and Customs Enforcement issued a ransom note Tuesday that told the United States to pay $65 billion if it ever wante...

“The $65 billion should be placed in an unmarked federal appropriations bill—if it isn’t, that will be the end of your precious Minnesota,” read the note, a handmade letter assembled from magazine clippings and sent with what ICE claimed was the severed finger of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.

“Trump does not respond to outrage. He responds to markets.”

@profgalloway.com makes the case for a national economic strike.

finally, some good news...

that's very pretty.

somebody needs to throw a pie in this woman's face...