Samantha M.

It’s just awful. So sorry that even paid workspace accounts don’t have an opt-out function. And so many spaces won’t have time or resources to migrate elsewhere, I know the library district I work for wont. 😵‍💫

Remember folks: If something is offered for free, YOU are the product.

Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks (burnt) coffee.

A massive anthropomorphized sheet metal press, forcing steel into shape under enormous, wrought hands

A white-hot metal billet being picked up by a hook-billed lift with threatening eyes. The covers for the heat sinks are flat, impassive salamanders with distorted, contented, human faces.

A huge, horse-like bucket with a rolling human eye and scowling mouth offloads sparking hot molten metal into a mold in a long line of other molds, all of which have cartoonish human faces and human feet. They appear afraid and pained in anticipation, and the mold being poured into cries out

Molten metal being poured down a human-shaped funnel’s back into a furnace with a gaping mouth human and staring eyes. The bucket pouring the metal is devised like a smiling man’s head, with hands gripping and twisting its ears to let the molten cargo pour down its nose.

Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh.

These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”

#historyofillustration

If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula

If they only had a heart.

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

PSA: IF you wanted to jailbreak your kindle but had a firmware that was too new, THERE IS A NEW JAILBREAK OUT FOR IT.

This new jailbreak now add supports for kindles on firmwares 5.18.1+! Even the latest firmware update is moddable rn. I covered the entire process here:
youtu.be/l4ZliC82RtA

“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair

An Illustration showing a dragon being slain in a naive medieval style with the caption "SHUT UP". Could be about anyone.

Hello, I'm about to go on parental leave.
Please enjoy this reissued print, now in A3 size, edition of 50.
www.sonnyross.com/shop/shutupa3
#illustration #medieval

I wish just once that one of these monied people would insult him just before the photo op. One can say something like "Vapid dipshit" with a smile on face and while gripping his paw.

Narrator: But this was not a success.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

It would be someone else's shoe. You know old boy can't reach to his own feet.

Trump, pounding shoe: "We will bury ourselves!"

We need the vaudeville hook, asap.

"WE HAVE A SHAPE."

Christ, he just started selling his hats!?

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Mat Miller.

Like totally awesome! 😂

I want someone to throw him off his "hottest country in the world" game and mention higher-ranking climate disaster areas. The way this guy stays up days in a row bumbling through new ways to brand himself in 80s terminology is astounding.

There, I fixed them:

87-year-old Cecil Williams walked down the runway to "Neva Scared" during Actively Black and Spill's #NYFW show this weekend

www.whatimreading.net/p/civil-righ...

A history of mental illness or neurodivergence in the family by @sophiawren.bsky.social (Irish comedy, so iykyk)

@2LDredd.bsky.social Hi! Spanish language zines are in the works! I am prioritizing getting the places with a large Latino population done first, and all of CA is up there.

Hand holding black and white zine with hand illustrated title “How to Report ICE and Help Keep Our Neighbors Safe” in front of sunflowers.

Hand holding open zine that reads, "S Size of group of officers, A Actions/activity, L Location, U Uniforms, T time/date, E Equipment

Full list of zines as of 9/2:

California, Chicago, Colorado, DC Metro, Florida, Indianapolis, Maryland, Massachusetts, North Carolina Triangle Area, NYC, Philly, Pittsburgh, Portland OR, Rhode Island, St. Louis Metro Area, Washington State, Wisconsin

Zine request form in the drive folder.

Little Frodo in fur coat and blue scarf (foreground) with reclining Big Samwise (background-left) keeping door closed on the Nazgûl, raccoons, and cats while on their quest to Mordor

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names