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They!!!

10.08.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's it? Simply having a Texan character in the script makes it "anti-woke?"

10.08.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is a somewhat tenuous connection, but Walt follows roughly the same dynamic in Breaking Bad. he is not "seduced" by the drug trade, he allows himself to fall in to the influence of something that encourages his worst impulses and satisfies his darkest desires

10.08.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Partido Revolucionario Institucional (Institutional Revolutionary Party) is the political party that dominated Mexican politics under authoritarian single-party rule for most of the 20th century.

10.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œthere are a dozen or so trans kids playing high school sports, this is not an issue that affects you and its time we start asking why the guy who has repeatedly bragged about being sexually attracted to children wants to look at your kids genitals” is an entirely true thing you can say!

09.08.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1424    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

an enormous number of problems with modern society trace back to the widespread acceptance of fraud and lying more generally and we should change that

a functional future DOJ should massively crack down on this kind of behavior

09.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1533    πŸ” 366    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 9

Good job spreading the scandal further, Riot!

09.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dersh for the last time, you uncultured buffoon! "Pierogi" is already plural! You weren't refused *a* pierogi; you were refused a pierog!

Get it right and maybe you'll stop getting kicked out of the farmer's market.

09.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GVH irl
#gvh

07.08.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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GVH irl
#gvh

09.08.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alan Dersowitz was denied another pierogi.

09.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1319    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 7
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Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan
Dershowitz was once again refused a pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha's Vineyard market, the latest in his controversies over pierogis in the celebrity hot spot.
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NEWSMAX * β€’ Follow NEWSMAX 2d β€’ Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz was once again refused a pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha's Vineyard market, the latest in his controversies over pierogis in the celebrity hot spot. newsmax.com Dershowitz Again Denied Pierogi, Told to Leave Farmer's Market 1.2K 750 comments 66 shares

Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase β€œonce again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.

09.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13737    πŸ” 1926    πŸ’¬ 913    πŸ“Œ 541

I really appreciate Zohran’s β€œwe can’t just be right, we also have to win” comment because large tracts of the internet unfortunately place an huge amount of moral importance on simply calling things correctly (and many of the loudest don’t actually even do it all that well)

09.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 969    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 10

Media loves to tell Democrats β€œit’s not our job to get your message out” while blasting Republican press releases in push alerts and in huge font.

09.08.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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100% attack 0% damage baby goat... πŸ‘€πŸ˜…πŸ€£ #bluesky

08.08.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15860    πŸ” 1958    πŸ’¬ 509    πŸ“Œ 246
Digital artwork of a little changeling standing on 3 legs against a light blue background. Her front right leg is lifted up. She has an evil expression and is wearing round glasses. There is a red arrow pointing at her nose for some reason.

Digital artwork of a little changeling standing on 3 legs against a light blue background. Her front right leg is lifted up. She has an evil expression and is wearing round glasses. There is a red arrow pointing at her nose for some reason.

small bug (C1558S)
#mlp #mlpart

09.08.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy International Cat Day 🐈

08.08.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4877    πŸ” 936    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 20

So instead of addressing any issues, Mastercard is FURTHER supressing criticism.

They're panicking.

Don't. Stop. Calling.

09.08.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1145    πŸ” 768    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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new fox in class

09.08.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1236    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 1
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

09.08.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12839    πŸ” 2504    πŸ’¬ 282    πŸ“Œ 160

So much of right wing media just generates outrage about nonsense, I would love liberal leaders whose posture was like "I'll give you something real to cry about." Instead of "Mr Potato Head Is Muslim??" I want them freaking out about a 90% inheritance tax

09.08.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3361    πŸ” 505    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 26

There's one for every occasion!

09.08.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the Dem Centralist ban was absolutely a relic of the org's earlier days and DSA has moved to becoming a truly multitendency organization, which has its plusses and minuses but I think has prevented the org from marginalizing itself in either direction

08.08.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing to take from Cuomoβ€”a politician who was supposedly invulnerable and had control of every aspect of Albanyβ€”having a flailing campaign is that all of these assholes are really paper tigers who only thrive when their opponents are also cowards.

09.08.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5448    πŸ” 937    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 52
A dril tweet reading "joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers, and my mouth isn't filled with blood, it's victory wine."

A dril tweet reading "joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers, and my mouth isn't filled with blood, it's victory wine."

09.08.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

approval rating among Democrats: 11%

packing the court: it’s good primary politics, get on board now before this train leaves the station

09.08.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 680    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4
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We're working more hours than ever. We've never been this productive. But our wages are stagnant, and the American dream is becoming a thing of the past. The PRO Act is the most pro-worker piece of legislation we've seen in decades. Let's get it done.

07.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

anecdotal experience speaking here but although rank and file reporters are left leaning the most powerful and prominent media figures tend to be either reactionary centrists or straight-up married to GOP apparatchiks-level rightists.

08.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1158    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10
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my god it’s beautiful

08.08.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 393    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10

Someone print this article and mail it to Governor Whitmer.

09.08.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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