Seth Abramson

Siri, show me how to end the war in Iran immediately

TRUMP (2/28): this will take 2 weeks
TRUMP (3/1): this will take 4 weeks
TRUMP (3/2): this will take 5 weeks
TRUMP (4/1): April fools, it's actually a forever war like I promised never to do

At some point even American corporate media needs to just bite the bullet and publish an accurate headline noting that this guy absolutely loves war crimes and is looking forward to doing some war crimes in Iran

Because that is exactly the translation of what he's saying here

Food for thought for American troops

Only one in four Americans approve of the US strikes that killed Iran's leader, a Reuters/Ipsos poll found. About half of respondents — including one in four Republicans — said they believe Trump is too willing to use military force to advance US interests reut.rs/4aSiAoF

Is anyone else as confused by this Pentagon statement as I am? We were told that the Israelis and [we] Americans had achieved air superiority over Iran, but *now* we are being told that the Kuwaitis shot down 3 F-15s over Kuwait that were...dogfighting with the Iranian Air Force?

If Iran still has a functional enough air force that it can project force out-of country, is it possible the IDF and USAF are overstating their air superiority to make the invasion sound more successful than it has been?

PS: Iran isn't a country you can beat solely from the air.

Is anyone else as confused by this Pentagon statement as I am? We were told that the Israelis and [we] Americans had achieved air superiority over Iran, but *now* we are being told that the Kuwaitis shot down 3 F-15s over Kuwait that were...dogfighting with the Iranian Air Force?

In every way that counts, America is almost certain to lose the Second Iran War

We have no endgame, the public does not support this, our weapons stockpiles are depleting fast, we are not set up for a long war and we have virtually no understanding of our adversary or the region

How exactly are we supposed to respond to Pete Hegseth angrily snapping, "We didn't start this war!" when they *bloody well did* and and the whole world watched it happen on television?

Does he not actually know that by every conceivable standard America is the aggressor here?

The new Iranian leader just wrote:

“TRUMP HAS BETRAYED AMERICA FIRST TO ADOPT ISRAEL FIRST. It is indeed very sad that he is sacrificing American treasure and blood to advance Netanyahu’s illegitimate expansionist ambitions.”

Do any Americans—of any political stripe—disagree?

America is now going to see just how empty all the tough talk from Pete Hegseth was. Trump installed him because he knew Hegseth would be willing to execute martial law in the U.S. if asked. But now our troops are going to suffer for how *woefully unqualified* Hegseth always was.

3 U.S. Planes Are Shot Down in ‘Friendly Fire’ in Kuwait, U.S. Military Says

What an utter disaster Trump's War is.

And who would have guessed, with fourth-string former junior high school quarterback turned town wino Pete Kegstand at the helm.

May God protect our troops—God knows this White House doesn't give a shit about them.

3 U.S. Planes Are Shot Down in ‘Friendly Fire’ in Kuwait, U.S. Military Says

What an utter disaster Trump's War is.

And who would have guessed, with fourth-string former junior high school quarterback turned town wino Pete Kegstand at the helm.

May God protect our troops—God knows this White House doesn't give a shit about them.

JUST 3 DAYS IN

Nations whose citizens “Trump’s War” has killed so far (8): 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷🇦🇪🇧🇭🇰🇼🇸🇾🇱🇧

*Additional* nations now under attack in Trump’s War (6): 🇴🇲🇨🇾🇸🇦🇶🇦🇬🇧🇯🇴

*More* nations experiencing violent unrest (2): 🇮🇶🇵🇰

*Still more* nations expected to join the fray soon (1): 🇾🇪

I'm trying to imagine the American who watches this and feels comforted

Holy cow. *Multiple* U.S. fighters have crashed in Kuwait.

How it started How it’s going

@NikkiHaley edition

The weird part is I never owned one

Last night I dreamed about the Atari 7800

Really

Imagine the fucking *audacity* it takes to start a *war* in a *twenty-nation* region—MENA (the Middle East & North Africa)—you understand nothing about except that 3 of its nations are run by brutal autocrats who promise to help you get richer. So many will die for Trump’s greed.

That’s right, we’re 72 hours in and Trump’s greed has dragged *at least* 17 nations into his war. And that’s just a conservative list. Events are spiraling out of control—and if Trump weren’t a big dumb piece of shit he would’ve listened to those who told him this would happen.

JUST 3 DAYS IN

Nations whose citizens “Trump’s War” has killed so far (8): 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷🇦🇪🇧🇭🇰🇼🇸🇾🇱🇧

*Additional* nations now under attack in Trump’s War (6): 🇴🇲🇨🇾🇸🇦🇶🇦🇬🇧🇯🇴

*More* nations experiencing violent unrest (2): 🇮🇶🇵🇰

*Still more* nations expected to join the fray soon (1): 🇾🇪

If you watch a lot of Trump speeches, you know that "That's the way it is" was the moment Trump went off-script.

Everything else was bullshit written by someone whose goal was to try to make their boss—a war criminal and serial rapist—sound human.

But "that's the way it is" was pure, uncut Trump.

buzz lightyear from toy story is flying through the air with the words and beyond behind him ALT: buzz lightyear from toy story is flying through the air with the words and beyond behind him

Correction:

Oh, I got this one: they can go fuck themselves to infinity

If even a single Democrat makes even a single noise about finding this argument anything less than repulsive, they should be removed from office

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