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Dennis Heaton

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cannibal-in-training. will Purge For money.

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Is this a sponsored article or something?

03.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Squirrel In The Mist.”

Digital Media, 2026

01.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Burying is the biggest mistake you can make. It takes up time and preserves evidence.

01.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Not really how I remember the show, but happy to catch up on some of my favorite episodes.

28.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

25.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 5302    🔁 1934    💬 28    📌 68

We do?

21.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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These are not just twist ties, these are twist ties I have chosen to save in case I need them for something. They will now live in my computer bag, silent knights, ever ready to serve.

And now I know that I am also so very old.

19.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Remember when royalty just straight up assassinated each other?

Kind of miss those days.

19.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s another way to watch it?

18.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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17.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IT'S 35 MINUTES?!

17.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Where is link?

17.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like everything is on track.

16.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As Samuel L. Jackson might say:

Happy Valentine’s Day, motherfuckers.

14.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isn’t that ghosts of mars?

14.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Oh-No's.

14.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Technically everything ends in outer space.
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IN OUTER SPACE!!!!

Whoa...

14.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's so cool and relatable. I'd vote for him.

13.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm going to need some independent verification before I buy this bullshit.

12.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh.

12.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will be watching Varsity Blues in his honor.

11.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's like a doctor seuss book: 1 douche 2 douche

11.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That's giving me some VC Andrews vibes, that is.

10.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He was also the good guy in a Bond movie -- two of them actually.

Which is very confusing.

10.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am getting that on a hat.

10.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then he delivered.

10.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Joe Don Baker is in a lot of violent 70s stuff, Walking Tall, The Outfit (A Westlake Parker adaptation with Robert Duvall playing "Eddie Macklin") and Framed, which I remember being insanely violent, with an ending that felt like an episode of the Rockford Files.

10.02.2026 03:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't pay attention to football, so right now, I'm just going to go ahead and assume that Bad Bunny beat the Seahawks.

Is that right? It sounds right.

Congrats to Bad Bunny, the NFL superbowl champion of 2026.

09.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did she swear in dress as well?

09.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0