CYAN KATZ 🩵🛸🗡️🍉

I named my fists Hello and Kitty because they are a little girl but also a cat

I named my fists They and Live because they came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and they're all out of bubble gum

The best part of the new Knives Out movie is Benoit Blanc playing the soundtrack to CATS in his car on cassette.

Next up in the prison industrial complex: eating the poor as the new death penalty

Omw just for dessert

The Passion of The Avatar: The Last Airbender 🌀

drugs. rock and roll. badass Vegas hoes. latenight booty calls. shiny disco balls.

the 5 genders.

boys, girls, superstar DJs. the three genders.

98% varmint
2% hot and irritating

Would you still love me if I was a gummy worm

This is what all those scientists playing God leads to, It's a slippery slope I tell ya

The Ghost of Dick Cheney's FetLife profile.

That's it.

That's the story.

Oh I see so it's actually his Feeld profile, ok

Monstrous dating profile but it's just the ghost of Dick Cheney's tinder

@gfrancie.bsky.social lets do a collab, bb. we got cunts like the predator's faaaaaace

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Oh damn, trotting out the ulu!!! big Alaska vibes, love it

Definitely wasn't for your lack of trying!! sheesh @ German postal system.

Oh shiiiiiit after a whole debacle with the German mail system shitting the bed, @undertow.bsky.social was NOT to be defeated.

My contributor copies have arrived and they are STUNNING 🖤🖤🖤🗡️🩵🩵🩵

Echoing what folks already said about the -sones causing tweakiness. Luckily there's tons of other alternatives out there that can be effective, but they might make you a little snoozy.. which in this instance is probably preferable!

Just finished this emotionally bursting short that gave gasps, giggles, and tears remembering my own father.

YouTube video by Khia - Topic My Neck, My Back

"Lyrically, “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” is about a woman searching for and pursuing a man at a club, demanding that he perform sexual acts on her, including cunnilingus and anilingus, and encouraging other women to do the same." --Wikipedia

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILY3...

Currently reading Uncertain Sons by @thomasha.bsky.social . Just finished the short story House Traveler. it's giving 4 Noble Truths ✨ very demure very samsara very turning of the wheel 🛞

tbh im still reeling that im included alongside @thomasha.bsky.social (whose book i'm currently reading!!) and @nassos.bsky.social @avramargariti.bsky.social

!!!! @apexmag.bsky.social review of Another Mother Again (in @undertow.bsky.social 's Weird Horror Mag)

TYSM @acwise.bsky.social <3

I could seriously play this game all day, thank you!

A mythical creature that whispers secrets to you

A pumpkin

A sizable collection of ancient, future-telling gemstones

Writer and notorious nationalist Yukio Mishima doing dumbbell curls with his shirt off.

I know he's an evil gay, but I just put yukio mishima's birthday on my calendar. Shout out to my problematic fave.