CYAN KATZ 🩵🛸🗡️🍉

Mind you, my 82 y/o mother is the same woman who said, "holy smokes" at the crisco fisting scene in Cruising

The security at BER airport just opened my toy bag with NO GLOVES ON and rifled away. My god, the shamelessness and depravity of the Germans knows no bounds.

Sometimes the best revenge is knowing, in your heart of hearts, that they still jerk it to you 💅🏽

A literal text convo between me and my THERAPIST

You know, Canada's hockey team could have still won the gold in our hearts if they had all just kissed on the ice, but noooooooo 😒

But maybe hatefuckseternal is the best, it's true art, open to interpretation by the observer

Hate fucks eternal also works

It's so vers lol

Hatefucks eternal

I'm glad I already have an entire Slavic fkboy wardrobe, it's gonna be so in this year #heatedrivalry

I am ready *now*

So when is Connor Storrie playing the first gay af James Bond

Just got into an argument about whether or not it's true that Gen X is socialized TITTIES and Millennials are socialized ASS. But I know I'm right. Generational differences are real 🧐

Also no one you'd want to fuck is impressed, we all just think you're being a disruptive man-child. This is some kind of toxicmasc4toxicmasc display 3/3

Plus, if you're lifting so heavy that you can't lower the weights with control, then you're probably lifting too heavy 2/3

PSA @ dudes at the gym: it's okay to lift angry, but there's no need to drop the weights like that. 1/3

what i wouldve given to be a glittery fly on the wall

p sure we are all gilda fans tho

I am truly dying to know what Tony Kushner thinks about Heated Rivalry

Also, the sex is incredibly hot

At some point he'll see how much he loves you if you just keep showing him how much you care

It's the ultimate situationship fantasy-- Stick with the fuckboy long enough, he becomes your boyfriend

Heated Rivalry is HBO yaoi for straight white women.

No Epstein files at the dinner table

Wake up babe, new Epstein files just dropped

Already fired off two lil angels for you, one you already know 🤭

A CHISTMAS STORY (1983)
SHOWGIRLS (1995

I named my fists Hello and Kitty because they are a little girl but also a cat

I named my fists They and Live because they came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and they're all out of bubble gum

The best part of the new Knives Out movie is Benoit Blanc playing the soundtrack to CATS in his car on cassette.