Imagine how much your parents must hate you to have named you, Markwayne.
Sounds like something right out of Joe Dirt.

Acording to the Maynard James Keenan scale of Worthless Liar/Imbecile quantification, Petey Kegsbreath scores a 15 on a scale of 1-10. Most impressive.

Dingbat says wha???

Not as terrifying as his dye job.

Nope, this is how you look when you realize that everyone but you knows that Netanyahu dog-walked you into this war.

Her husband‘s actually there? Where is Lewandowski? Probably hiding out in a suite at the Ritz Carlton waiting for her.

The only thing more baffling than Americans supporting Trump would be the Brits who support this Brexit-schlepping imbecile

PA is gonna stick a fork in him. Because he’s done. Such a HUGE disappointment.

Hayata, using the Beta Capsule, becomes Ultraman

Thank you, Mr President…as the Middle East convulses in flames, gas goes to 5.00/ galllon, and my 401(k) evaporates ..

Lindsey - I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you actually believe what you just said here.

Say, did you hear the one about a propagandist and a war criminal walk into a bar…

Syphilis?

Welp

Marc Rylance was fabulous as well

Crazy expensive. I no longer dine there.

Trump keeps telling journalists (😏) he has been exonerated in the Jeffrey Epstein Files. Not one corrected him.

If I didn’t know better, I would wonder if this was AI generated. What the fuck does a likeness of Charlie Kirk have to do with the Department of Education, and why is his image on display with these noble folks??

I was behind a pickup truck with a military plate with an American flag decal and a couple of stickers, one of which said, “own guns like it’s 1776”.

Sir, Trump is King George 250 years later except this time the men who are supposed to be fighting him are gargling his balls.

Ford Galaxy?

Sure hope the fuckers who voted for this are ready to pay $5+ a gallon for gas.

Yeah. But Erik Prince can shove it too.

Meat Wall. I have their first three albums.

Old fucker. Big wallet. Still getting a cheap dye job.

Box checked. Next.

She knows you not as a rocker. Her loss.

> @covie93.bsky.social

Well when you put it THAT way.

Filter : 20-30$. And you can install your self in 10-15 mins. F**k those guys

Longshanks!