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Vice President Harris and Douglas Emhoff watch fireworks at the White House on July 4, 2024.

This Fourth of July, I am taking a moment to reflect. Things are hard right now. They are probably going to get worse before they get better.

But I love our country — and when you love something, you fight for it. Together, we will continue to fight for the ideals of our nation.

i fear it was an old tumblr joke but thanks 😪

so.. does anyone dig elvis anymore?

as a lesbian
i have weird relationships with men

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🚨BREAKING: The vessel 'Madleen' has lost contact, and Israeli forces have boarded the ship. - https://x.com/Worldsource24/status/1931868980798759035

good day to be a swiftie

shoutout to @destinymarielee.bsky.social for getting this photo while i was too busy drooling

renee rapp needs to save some women for the rest of us

oh no my pants just fell off

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okay these amas are pretty scrapped but janet alright

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me, talking about a paper i need to finish: i’m gonna kms
a: you can’t say that
me: well i haven’t yet
a: yeah not successfully
me:

i’ll fuck up some sour cream and onion dip

succeed in life instead

just thinking about how my ex would get mad at me for using 🍃medicinally while him and his friends were using it recreationally

eucalyptus dick

ooooooh i’m gonna beat you up i shouldn’t have shown you this place

BUT i let you do it because i love you

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me: i like puffins, goodnight 😴😴you: here is book with puffins in it

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being friends with birdwatchers i cool
until you’re trying to sleep and they’re in your face with a page about puffins

how am i just realizing coachella is in april?
i thought this was a summer festival

how bad are the optics of wearing a milf patrol shirt on mother’s day?

i cry about lady gaga once a day

motorcycle cop can’t even arrest me

i need an easier to press horn

why the red hulk kinda

i fear they’re not going to like this new movie about jesus

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done this move a few times already

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*talking to vet about my dog*
me: yeah so i got her to be an esa but…
*her cowering behind me*
me: i’m obviously the one providing emotional support so

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i will last <one day without SSRIs