KAZ 🏳️‍⚧️

happy saturday to all who celebrate

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

yall rly gotta learn how to deal w magik minion bc how does this happen (and yes i know i missed 2 dashes but we're just not gonna talk abt that part ♥️) #marvelrivals

How did the tech bro crowd, growing up on stories of sci-fi, transhumanism, virtual reality and limitless ability to modify one's body, "biohacking," etc. end up becoming so viscerally anti-transgender? Truly boggles my mind.

it will break u and u will happily rewatch it over again

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

when i have elytra in minecraft

u are so hilarious and relatable oomfie

Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.

being sick on christmas eve is such a fucking scam. i don't even like christmas. the fuck did i do to deserve this. fuck off

You ever think about weird RPG characters must sound when they ask lore questions that everyone in the setting would already know or are kinda inappropriate to ask? In real life, it’d be like a stranger approaching you and saying things like “TELL ME MORE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. WHAT IS FRANCE?”

Conversations with the 8yo DM:

8yo DM: I made a new ooze monster.

Me: Do I want to hear about it?

8yo DM: Well, it eats blood… from inside your body… after you eat some meat that was infected by it. Once it replaces your blood, it controls your body like a puppet.

Me: No, I didn’t want to hear.

ringing the bell atop the spire that my drawing desk is in, letting the townspeople know that i've been slighted in a petty way and have a new Secret Enemy

Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair

if you would like four silly drawings of your own beloved pet on a simple background such as this and are willing to part with $120 USD, you can email me at laceybrannen at gmail dot com, with "commission" in your subject line

i'd love to do a few of these to cover some recent big expenses ✨

Iconic. Insightful. Incredible. 👏🏾

everybody's cornposting

i hate when those salvation army ppl are ringing those bells so fucking loud like omfg thats overstimulating as shit !!! only way i'm giving you a penny is if you shut tHE FUCK UP

forever, but drake's verse is cut out

no more live action video game movies unless it’s tony hawk pro skater. all the background characters are played by tony hawk except tony hawk who’s played by jeremy allen white

i feel like the password to charli xcx’s google drive would be really easy to guess

well. here we are.