Jason Todd apologist

OH FUCK HE'S BACK

Ares holding up hypnos, who is floating lazily by him

Commission for @velvetjack.bsky.social for #hadesgame who introduced me to a brand new ship! #arenos go check his fics too!

HOW MANY OF YOU AM I GOING TO MEET JFC

I love how so many different mythological figures are involved in this

they really are at war, and could use as much help as possible

he's a cutie!!

so they're fighting constantly

SIR???

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THIS GAME

MOMMY

Hades I: Escape Underworld. Go up. 4 Regions

Hades II: Hey how bout we hit each and every single place even remotely mentioned in Mythology

especially sad bc Zag really wanted to see the surface and Meli desperately wants to get to the Underworld

"You frightened my sheep
My favorite sheep
What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep"

I'm thinking of how we get to see baby Meli in a flashback but we never got to see baby Zag in his game and I'm UPSET!!!!!

GIVE ME TINY BABY ZAGREUS TRYING TO TRAIN WITH ACHILLES!!! IT'S WHAT WE DESERVE

cerberus :c

oooooh?? OOOOH??

she reads like Harley Quinn tbh

also I love how both her and Nemesis are using their Weapon's aspects from the first game

what in the jojo's bizarre adventure

watch me just gift all my Nectar to Hypnos and not to the characters who I can actually gain a relationship with

this is just Bouldy the boulder all over again

I CAN GIFT HYPNOS EVEN THOUGH HE SLEEPS???

also hearing his voice welcoming me is literally the happiest I've been since I bought this game

oh wow you sure are a thing that exists

also i'm not sure that's how we pronounce your name

somehow I forgot about Chaos' new design completely and let me tell you

GODS

DAMN

FAST BOY IS BACK

That's because she IS a baby

"cats don't love you" then explain how my boy will DEMAND cuddles every time I sit at the office chair

Minha mãe, antes das 9h da manhã, me mandando tomar cuidado com gin batizado

Obs: eu não bebo

I know the answer!!! 👀👀👀👀

somehow she's more naked

MOMMY

she is SO CUTE holy FUCK

BABY???? BABY GIRL BABEY???

she's so cute omg

I like how the death mechanic is Meli running away

CHAROOOOOOON