FUBAR Observer

Ayeshole

a little boy is standing next to a woman and touching her head . ALT: a little boy is standing next to a woman and touching her head .

Markwayne's Achilles heel.

Pretender Paula presiding, how gross.

Fingers crossed an F5 tornado visits every single person who supports this crap.

Dumb, Egotistical, and Incompetent.
Markwayne is a DEI hire.

Cricket right now

The AARP models aren't the best.

Texans: Don't mess with Texas

Mother Nature: Nah, DFW. Definitely Fucking With Texas.

Tom or Tommy.

Fuck, Ryan Walters is going to be the next senator from Oklahoma, isn't he?

No girls will be flying in here in houses on his watch.
His Lollipop Guild won't stand for it.

Maybe it's Murderbelline?

If you're so bad at thinking that you voted for him, and you're just realizing that you've made a terrible mistake, don't apologize.
If you're really sorry for the harm you've caused, promising to never vote again would be the way to go.
If I caused a pile-up every time I drove, I'd quit driving.

Inflation is crazy.
In 2015 when Brother Ali released "Uncle Sam Goddamn," he said we had a billion dollar a week kill brown people habit.
It's 2026 and we now have a billion dollar a day kill brown people habit.
A 700% increase in just 11 years? Crazy.

🤣🤣🤣

Eminent idiots.

Then everyone will think I just got back from Vegas.

Fingers crossed she has complications.

Adding potassium iodide to the list of things it's better to have and not need than need and not have.

Bari is barely qualified to be the assistant producer of Megyn Kelly's podcast.

Too true, unfortunately.
Rinse, repress, repeat.

If it exists, they certainly should.

Writing words to anger MAGA is kinda like trying to piss off Stevie Wonder with a painting.

Has anyone ever told you that you smell like Andrew.

We've Drastically Underestimated Sea Levels, Putting Millions at Risk, Study Warns An analysis of coastal impact assessments revealed that the majority are not based on direct sea-level and land-elevation measurements—that's troubling.

Your 'moment of doom' for Mar. 4, 2026 ~ Expecting worse than expected.

"the authors determined that 3.28 feet (1 meter) of global sea level rise could inundate 37% more land area than previously thought, impacting 77 million to 132 million people ..."

gizmodo.com/more-than-90...

There's that definition of Unmensch I was looking for.

Whenever a "Christian" member of the regime is being questioned before the House or Senate, they should all be confronted with the same question.

You know you can't go to heaven, right?

You and your brother Ryan do great work. Thanks for keeping people weather aware.

Hypocrite and pretender says what?