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Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

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we need a Vlad the Impaler of the left

11.08.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 398    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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M. Night Shyamalan's mermaid says, "I dead sea people."

M. Night Shyamalan's mermaid says, "I dead sea people."

If M. Night Shyamalan did a mermaid movie.

11.08.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Erin ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŽ‰
Hope you grow up so big and strong, I sincerely hope you enjoy Florida, West Palm Beach specifically.

11.08.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Other than his daily affirmation?

11.08.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot really thinks taking over DC will make the talk of his felonious fornication vacations with Epstein go away.
What a nincompoop nonce.

11.08.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIโ€™ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy," Trump, then a registered Democrat, said, "Heโ€™s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.โ€
Obviously the Democrats need to be investigated.

Think I'm ready for CBS.

11.08.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

African Buffalo Bags Millionaire.

09.08.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6609    ๐Ÿ” 1203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 785    ๐Ÿ“Œ 193

A prosperity gospel selling charlatan leading greedy hypocrites and pretenders is peak American moral rot.

I do not sit with the deceitful,
nor do I associate with hypocrites.
I abhor the assembly of evildoers
and refuse to sit with the wicked.
Psalm 26:4-5

09.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He definitely wants Alaska back, he's like a less masculine Catherine the Great, always trying to expand Russia. He could just be low on cash so he chose the shorter flight.

09.08.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Real shame Lee Zeldin's kids didn't get SIDS.

09.08.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just once I want to see a news report about a listless shooter situation.
They always seem to be active.

08.08.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another MAGA Republican Pedophile.

08.08.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Five stars man.

08.08.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder that Kristy Noem is an evil, soulless, unlovable cunt.

08.08.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." ---Edmund Burke

08.08.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not sure who made this but it is savage.

08.08.2025 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 944    ๐Ÿ” 327    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

This is CBSโ€™s total surrender to Big Brother. George Orwell and Edward R. Murrow would weep. We all should. What will we see ABC and NBC do?

08.08.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1027    ๐Ÿ” 499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 153    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

FUCK THOSE NAZI SWINE!
MELT ICE!

08.08.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not with that attitude you won't.
I believe in you.

08.08.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pedo-Con says
Hey little girl 
What's your name?

Pedo-Con says Hey little girl What's your name?

Pedo-Con doing Pedo-Con things.

08.08.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're going to need a stronger fence.

08.08.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them.
Barry Goldwater

Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them. Barry Goldwater

08.08.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're going to be so surprised when they get down there. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

08.08.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PragerU: The Epstein Island for minds.

08.08.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All these old men trying to make their inherited mythologies come to fruition are messing it up for the rest of us, again. Same as it ever was.

08.08.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Calm, calm my brainy.

08.08.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tragic that Guthrie's 76 year old protest song is still as relevant as the day he wrote it.

08.08.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good point.
Other than protecting pilings from frost heaving, there's really no reason to.

08.08.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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