Maddy Stutz

I haven’t vaped since I tweeted this please clap

Me, 47 times a day: oh just a lil somethin somethin to take the edge off

The publication date is September 9

It was so strange and I loved the money but the lady was a PSYCHO

How is this even possible….

Back like I think 10 years ago now there was a super rich lady who would pay me $500 a week to write her text messages and all of her emails like both work and personal I was assigned to draft even happy birthday texts for her kids and I just KNOW she is LOVING chat gpt

I saw he was alive and immediately turned off the tv

About to raw dog a six hour flight from Seattle to NYC and we don’t have WiFi, entertainment, AND they won’t let me hot box in the bathroom how will I survive

wait actually my campground is literally for sale right now who wants to go in on a $7 million investment

my book series will get published and become a best seller and land me a movie deal and then with all of my money I’ll buy the campground I live at and turn it into a meditation retreat center mark my words

Boundaries make the heart grow fonder

i think it was @murffyslurtz.bsky.social who told me that this year is a BIG YEAR for cancers and holy fuck i am feeling that prophecy in my nuggets

i have never felt more back

thank you amazing angel sweetie @murffyslurtz.bsky.social for being our most recent backer!! 😭💗 i am so grateful for your internet friendship over the years

Do Mormons realize that getting accommodations to not work on Sunday in DEI

Is there a cell carrier AND a phone manufacturer that’s not evil?

I have an iPhone and I use tmbobile and I’d like to switch both to an option that’s smaller and for the people ✊

Also, does anyone in the PNW have a credit union that they recommend?

Does anyone have a multivitamin brand that they recommend?

Also I partially say this to SHOW how fucking insane that is but also I think we’ve reached a point where religious people DO need to have their provides revoked

But remember! If your religion treats queer people well, you have nothing to worry about! It’s so simple!

We need to start treating religious people the way they treat queer people

Mock everything they hold dear to them and make them terrified to show any display on their religious affiliation out in public :)

The republicans aren’t afraid to spew their most extremist ideas and I think we as liberals should start doing the same 🙂

A lot of people in my life thought I was insufferable during Trump’s first presidency but that was me playing nice. I’ve fucking lost my patience and I’m done even trying to hold space for them and have honest discourse.

kermit the frog in a video game with the words time to power up above him ALT: kermit the frog in a video game with the words time to power up above him

My autistic sense of justice powering up to destroy all MAGAts once and for all

Trump has got all these crazy mandates for day one and I think us liberals should also announce some mandates

First Order of Business: Religious “freedom” is now a privilege and you need to prove that your religion is not toxic and actually beneficial to humanity for recognition

Whelp, my blue delulu is over

Its civil war time baby 😎

UHHHH MY TIKTOK IS WORKING?

I feel like such a boomer scrolling through YouTube shorts

Gonna be needing those antidepressants again with the ban hahah

Hahahaha I need to get to that point 😂 I think I’m gonna start posting on there less and less