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JIMMY SPILLING TRIPLE THREAT TO RACHEL

07.08.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothingโ€” and I mean nothingโ€” about this decision is more than the bare desire to harm.

07.08.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2609    ๐Ÿ” 725    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Kelly Clarkson's Ex-Husband Brandon Blackstock Dead at 48 Kelly Clarksonโ€™s ex-husband Brandon Blackstock dies at 48 after a three-year cancer battle, his family confirms.

Kelly Clarksonโ€™s Ex-Husband Brandon Blackstock Dead at 48

"Brandon bravely battled cancer for more than three years."

07.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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got taco bell twice in a row this week

07.08.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll post on Twitter and get crickets, bots, or a torrent of ignorance.

I post here and receive substantial interaction from real people, along with the occasional annoying/insane reply.

I'm good.

07.08.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
quad cam

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Rachel giving Jimmy a pep talk - they are laughing. #bb27

07.08.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Illinois is the first state to ban AI therapists Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has signed a bill banning AI therapists into law, the first in the nation.

Illinois has banned AI therapy, making it the first state to regulate the use of AI in mental health services.

www.engadget.com/ai/illinois-...

07.08.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3743    ๐Ÿ” 1005    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 265
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Donald Trump has three candidates in this race for mayor.

07.08.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1210    ๐Ÿ” 269    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Sean Cody ass names

07.08.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ava talking to the camera in the train room #bb27

07.08.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Netanyahu Says Israel Wants to Take Military Control of All of Gaza Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, made the remarks ahead of a security cabinet meeting, although military leaders are wary of expanding operations in the territory.

Breaking News: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Israel intends to take control of all of Gaza, bucking the advice of the Israeli military and warnings that expanding operations could endanger the hostages being held there and kill more Palestinian civilians.

07.08.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

This has always been the problem with chasing focus groups and polls rather than fighting for core values. If the Democrats change tack now they will look wish washy and will have to defend their previous support of Israel. They should have seen what was coming and taken a stand.

07.08.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 826    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

usajobs.gov

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

07.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20016    ๐Ÿ” 4609    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 561    ๐Ÿ“Œ 247

It makes me deeply angry as a D.C. resident that this fundamentally unserious person with no knowledge of local D.C. issues is now the person in charge of prosecuting most serious crimes committed in the District.

07.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 774    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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This is one the losers that threw a dildo onto the court at a wnba gameโ€ฆ.

07.08.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

The men throwing dildos on the WNBA court should be dragged on to the court and pummeled with the Dildo.

06.08.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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If youโ€™re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noemโ€”South Park already nailed it.

07.08.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16719    ๐Ÿ” 6057    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 525    ๐Ÿ“Œ 399
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Thursday

07.08.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

sometimes everything could be going amazing you could be happy as can be and then you like damn november 2024 really happen

07.08.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of Twitter's users are bots or inactive accounts, some of which have been hacked to make them appear active. That platform has also incentivized the worst types of engagement. Everything is viewed through an exploitation lens and not a "people like this and find it useful" perspective.

07.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Jimmy for Block Buster tonight! #bb27

07.08.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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never said they were positive laughs!

07.08.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an unlawful and unconstitutional abuse of federal power.

07.08.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 216    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

my laugh has changed so much in my twenties

07.08.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.

1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s

This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.

Here's why.

07.08.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4653    ๐Ÿ” 2400    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 195
Graphic featuring Democrat Alonna Berry with overlaying text that states: BREAKING Democrat Alonna Berry wins Delawareโ€™s House District 20 special election

Graphic featuring Democrat Alonna Berry with overlaying text that states: BREAKING Democrat Alonna Berry wins Delawareโ€™s House District 20 special election

Another special election win. Democrats have now won or overperformed in 36 out of 37 key elections this year.

Congratulations, Alonna!

06.08.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 726    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

this recent episode of the summer i turned pretty is ruining my life

06.08.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ironically her retiring and making it a open seat would be less competitive than her sticking it out for that very reason

06.08.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

uhh D+8 environment is enough to win back the senate (NC, ME, OH (understand now why sherrod brown is considering), and TX (paxton wins messy gop primary)

06.08.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do yโ€™all actually like matcha be honest

06.08.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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