TheJakeyCakes

Dear Ravensburger and Disney,
Why did you make my boy Chip look like he's about to say "It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again"? How do you not see these things when you make them? 🫣

#lorcana #disney #ravensburger

Having a pretty Emra-cool night at our store's Innistrad Draft! Love me a good Promised End 🍑 #magicthegathering #mtg #fnm #wotc #daviscardsandgames #emrakul

Clementine, a kitty in her little Halloween house

Clementine, in her little Halloween house, says SCRAM! #catsofbluesky #kitty #2spooky #scram

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Reading Yu Yu Hakusho - the anime doesn't shy away from comedic nonsense but this absurdity made me literally lol reading it #yuyuhakusho #anime #manga #shonenjump

#lotr #memes

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I love the 1977 The Hobbit movie, and I always get confused at Gandalf/The Narrator's voice because it sounds like Leonard Nimoy, which makes more sense because he may love The Hobbit more than anybody (next to Steven Colbert) #lotr #thehobbit #leonardnimoy

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Man, I don't like to naysay, but I had to stop playing Owlboy, which I had been really looking forward to playing for over a decade because it just was not clicking with me. Great visuals, greater soundtrack, but as a game, just fell very flat for me 😢
#videogames #gaymer

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Every time I start up Castlevania on Netflix again, which I still haven't finished, I remember how utterly incredible it is and wonder what the hell could have distracted me from it every time I get that way 🫠 #whatsupwiththat #castlevania

Merry Christmas from one of your favorite mischievous elves - Jakey ❤️☃️🎄🧑🏻‍🎄

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I think something was wrong with the theater's sound system, because I was fully expecting to get my face blown off by gay ass musical magic, but all the songs felt kind of muted down slightly (or at least hope it wasn't the actual film sound mixing). Still, Wicked excellent time.
#wicked

Stormy autumn afternoon vibes 🍁🌧️
#astrobot #sleepypuppy #spookytime

I do remember having a similar reaction if unbridled homosexual joy at the musical climax of both of these films as well!
#shrek #shrek2 #thesubstance

Ugh, why can't it look this spooky and fally in California when it's ACTUALLY Halloween 🎃🍁🤷🏻
#supermoon

Hell of a first post, I'm sure #bojackhorseman #currentevents