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It’s like they’re mocking the memory of Panera death lemonade

I don’t understand why people think “many Iranians hate the regime” is a defense of bombing Iran particularly coming from people who hate Trump and live in DC?

i am asking yet again how it is legal for a company to send me a letter saying "sorry somebody stole all your personal information from us and now they have all of your personal information. sucks to be you! bye!" and then they receive no consequences and it happens again a week later

“The historic function of fascism is to smash the working class, destroy its organizations, and stifle political liberties when the capitalists find themselves unable to govern and dominate with the help of democratic machinery.”

– Leon Trotsky, ‘Fascism, what it is and how to fight it’

these politicians and american executives are not bothered enough by killing children or heads of state

I don't understand how anyone can be this greedy.

That the removal of a corporate tax break which would have cost the state $550M survives in this final income tax proposal is great news for everyday people of our state. As more Washingtonians make use of popular programs, we must continue pressing the issue of taxing corporate and personal wealth.

There's something especially frightening about the victim in the recent Epstein dump mentioning Epsteins people consistently found/kept tabs on her entire life

Because just imagine how many victims there were, imagine the scale of the operation required to do that

I hate when people say "Our founders never anticipated what is happening now."

YES THEY DID!!!

The perpetrators of January 6th would have been hanged for treason.

Problem solved.

You only have to go back to 1953 for the last execution for espionage.

Our legal system allowed this to happen.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Pedo Prez demanding an unconditional surrender disgusts me. Everything about him is foul. Impeach Trump.

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

This is not good.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

Always just enough democrats to crush anything thats good. Its a scam folks.

Photo of the hologram “The Doctor” from Stark Trek: Voyager who was charged with war crimes in the episode “Living Witness”

Voyager did kinda do that.

Every single person in the entire chain of command that massacred the schoolgirls in Minab, and that is currently carpet bombing Iranian civilians, needs to be tried and jailed in The Hague. Sick, depraved monsters drunk on imperial hubris.

The way my jaw dropped 🤦🏻

Any democrats that vote for any further funding for this war need to be shamed into resigning. Sooner or later we’ve got to realize that democrats need to stand for something.

What do the difference between Fetterman and your average Republican? Sincerely.

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Jeff Stahler
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Excuse the bad language, but this is where we are at right now:

It’s so cool how we’re in a large-scale military conflict and the President is spending his time building a ballroom.

This rocks. I finally know what being a Roman must have felt like.

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

The thing about me being a GenAI skeptic is that I am a third gen early adopter. My machine worker grandpa thought computers were the future and had an Apple IIE. I had two Geocities sites. Was on Facebook when it was still Harvard only. You know how hard you have to try to make me hate new tech???

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

Over the last year I’ve learned I don’t need Target and never did. Ditto Amazon. There’s nothing they could ever do to bring me back.

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.