Matthew B

falaram que é noite da chappell

Just a few pics of some of the #RedSquirrels on Brownsea Island today. I had a great time and it was a beautiful day!
#WildBrownsea #UKNature

Three burrowing owlets lined up by height.

Good morning! #birds

this advert for sonic games

Hi Bones

Here to bless you again with an Eri from Metal Slug

Evening...

Gáva, Cataluna Spain © Mónica photography

Decision Making

A small Douglas squirrel with a mushroom in its mouth appears to have cartoonishly oversized mushroom lips

Any time I can combine the photography of mushrooms with wildlife, I'm extremely happy. On Bluesky I only post mushrooms, but I also focus on wildlife photography. Finding scenes like this Douglas squirrel eating some fungi while clinging to a tree makes me so happy! 🌲🐿💋🍄📷📸🎞

MOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGG!

Doctor: I have your test results. Me: Did I pass hahaha Doctor: hahaha you will soon Me: haha what

Good morning, heathens.✌️☕️

Two men see a poster of Porpo, some sort of vacant-looking marketing cartoon. One man says "I love Porpo." The other says "I hate Porpo." The first one retorts "oh yeah? well, I purchased this button to support Porpo." The second man comes back with "fuck you, I bought a button myself." He points to it. It says "I hate Porpo." A third man notices this argument and says "Fellas, don't you see how silly it is to get this worked up about Porpo?" He smugly continues "that's why I purchased this button." He points to it. It says 'neutral on Porpo.'

A family of fine white mycena mushrooms with lace-edged capped grow from beneath a mossy log above fallen cherry and oak leaves

Here are some nice mushrooms

Audioversion

hair down candy - daily #411

September's top picks!!!!!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #9,386,231, Matthew B ‪@matthbar.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 7, 2024"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #9,386,231!

😂

No One Leaves Hungry

A magician holds up a handful of viscous liquid and says "I will make this handful of cum disappear." He waves his wand and it pops out of existence. He implores a man in the audience "sir, check your back pocket." The man gets up and his pants are overflowing with cum. He says "That's amazing!" The audience claps.

An abstract gel print with black, yellow, green and orange acrylic paint.

Happy Thursday, everyone!
Gel plate print
8" x 10"
Acrylic on watercolor paper.

#ThursdayArt #ThursdayGreen
#AbstractArt #GelPlatePrinting #originalcontent

werewolf kisses

I take pretty good pics if I say so myself ☺️

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A lovely day