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bonne fêteeee !!!! 💌🫶✨🎈

would die in a heartbeat for that baby

my bf said i can send him a list of what i need nd he’ll get it on his way home from class i want to cry he said i don’t have to do this alone nd should be kind to myself fuck off marry me right now

i woke up to frow up this morning nd have been insanely nauseous all day since so i haven’t gone out yet, nearly 5pm i need to go to the dollar store next to it too to get some stuff for it this is so stressful but i feel so much like shit !! scared of puking on my way there or there

my mom’s friend wanted to pay me 200$ to make one of these for her but i got nervous about it nd said no :•(

i have to make a chocolate cheesecake for my brother’s bday tomorrow which means going out to buy ingredients >:•(

doesn’t sound very clear now that i. reread it but that means i had to scrape off the filling + roll the cake again with new filling so i understand the struggle with the sponge cake

i realised the whipped filling had separated after i had already rolled it up/put it in fridge and it was a nightmare, the bark icing is pulling heavy weights here frl

omg bonne fête rowan !! 🎈🎂💕✨💌

what happened tell me the gossip babe

i made a yule log for my family’s xmas dinner :•3 my camera doesn’t work well so i had to take a screenshot of the screen lol but had to share my pride and joy w/ u guys

worth noting the first mug was given to him by his ex nd the second mug was given to me by someone who traumatised me badly as a kid

also after finding out i made tea nd a mug that my bf has made tea/coffee in numerous times just cracked in half… i poured it in another cup i’ve had for a year, very gently accidentally bumped it, nd it ALSO cracked + a chunk of it flew out nd it spilt everywhere??

incredibly creepy, my house burnt down completely when i was a kid on the 12th of december, nd i just learnt my uncle’s house burnt down completely just now, 12 years later, on the 12th of december… 12/12/12 wtf

that was a reply to me telling her idk how to organise my fabric stash nd sewing/craft accessories bc there’s too many good ideas on pinterest nd i don’t know which ones to go with

PLS SHE SENT ME A BANK TRANSFER ND SHE MADE THE PASSWORD BE THE WORD “KAWAII” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER

fb reels have been identified as the traitor who poisoned my mom’s brain !!!!

who taught my mom to speak like this she doesn’t even speak english ?? who did this SHOW YOURSELF ‼️‼️

to be fair he a bit kooky i went to my childhood dentist (hadn’t seen him in 14 years, he did not recognise me, he was alarmed when i told him i had a pic of him in my bathroom as a kid) nd he told me if i bleach them really well i can come back nd he’ll drill a hole in them if i wanna make jewellry

did u keep them? i asked to keep mine nd my dentist put them in a cute lil transparent box for me :•3

am fully caffeinated nd have a half done to do list let’s fucking GOOOO ‼️‼️

my bf finally received his health insurance card !!!! it was sent to his old address nd the girl never told him just threw it out lol so he had to ask for another one we’ve been waiting for months !! HIS FIRST PICTURE ID IN THIS COUNTRY LET’S GOOOO

apparently we took it too far when my bf called the c0ps on him so there would be a paper trail nd she couldn’t take the drama it brought into her life bc it stresses her out too much 🙂 her bf is a competition level jiu jitsu fighter who’s a big time stimulant addict nd is unravelling in real time

second time in 3 months that a girl friend of mine ditches me for a disgusting man who wronged me hard lol but this one isn’t as bad as the other one, the other one was my best friend, like a sister to me, nd ditched me when her bf (who called me a liar about getting sa) attacked my bf at a party !

i was wondering why i wasn’t invited this year to the bday prty of a girl i thought i was good friends w/ until i saw the pics where she’s all snuggled up against my abuslve ex who cheated the whole time then harassed me nd gave my phone number out when i broke up w/ him bc i’m an “easy slut” 😃

acid reflux i stg when i catch u acid reflux

bubbles from the powerpuff girls is sleeping in a bed with a blue blanket . ALT: bubbles from the powerpuff girls is sleeping in a bed with a blue blanket .

good morning<3

holy shit i’m gonna start posting my to do list that’s so cute

that’s insane work

my morning meds have more colour diversity than my diet does