A Bear in Seattle 🏳️‍🌈

Just unblocked the Nazi gay so I could unfollow everyone following the Nazi gay then reblocked the Nazi gay, which is probably about as productive as I'll get today.

A Maxwell VCR Head Cleaner tape

I tried sniffing it but nothing happened

Waiting for her to show her ugly face at a gay bar and to be immediately chased to the curb

Can now confir: @club541ps.bsky.social really is great on a Wednesday morning. Got fucked by about 15 guys, but it's so hard to know for sure from behind a Czech glory hole.

I could help you with that

I am also the Perle Mesta of gay sex parties.

Regardless of your numerical age, I am literally the oldest gay you will ever meet.

I'm now explaining Perle "The Hostess with the Mostest" Mesta and how Ethel Merman played her in an Irving Berlin musical to 60 year old gays, which officially makes me Quentin Crisp

It's a mystery how no Ru queen has done an incredibly fifty take on Betty White for Snatch Game

People love it. It's just funny since I'm such a total bottom

I think I just traumatized someone under 40 with a joke about Bea Arthur's dick.

Me, naked.

My #fcf contribution. Down to 155! Now the really hard work begins.

The pool at Santiago Resort, a clothing optional gay men's hotel, in Palm Springs, California, on a very rainy day

Even with the rain, I still love this place above all else

That doesn't look like you 😉

I want that in my mouth

Serving high faggotry in a very Christmas-y Mr. Turk suit with matching bow tie, green rabbit hair vest that, like me, I bought new but is now old enough to count as vintage, bright red Theo glasses and brown shoes from Helm

A vintage Omega to finish the look

A heterosexual could never

Both my husband and I completely forgot today is our 9th wedding anniversary.

Absolutely!

How long will you be in Seattle? Maybe I can show you some hospitality 😈

a woman in a fur coat is asking what year is this ? Alt: I am like Agent Cooper at the end of Twin Peaks: lost forever in the rifts of time.

Me after flying cross-country the night of the end of daylight savings time then waking up to go swim two and a half miles

I don't see how she didn't. In my view, her reputation is as much ruined as her son's.

Sarah Ferguson? She's as involved in this as her ex. And has been lying just as much about it.

Me in brown painters jeans by Ralph Lauren, blue sneakers by Seavees, a white oversized sweater by Todd Snyder, a blue checked shirt by RTH, and a green and blue Japanese neckerchief from Kiriko

Who's that in size 31 jeans? Oh yeah, that's me.

Shit stains masquerading as human beings, all of them

Fuck Keira Knightley, who is a piece of garbage. There is "different opinions" when one side just wants to live their lives and the other wants to wage genocide against them.

It's so cool of Taylor Swift to drop her album as an opening act to the new Robyn

I love it when men are all hot and heavy about wanting to fuck and then just randomly block you for no reason an hour later.

Like guys, I'm an American. My health insurance does not cover this kind of whiplash.

Denim jacket by Tellason, white cardigan by Todd Snyder, half-button down by RTH, pants by Dr. Collector's, shoes by Allen Edmonds

It felt like fall so I dressed as a Taylor Swift song

I swam 4,000 yards this morning and am not a puddle of goo, for whatever that's worth

I mean, the Zepbound helps, though I am also now swimming upwards of 7 miles a week