formerly Ape Descendant

Well done you!

Check it next time you do one of those mandatory updates. I lose a lot of words, including these

Have you noticed it?
Is it some weirdness peculiar to me?
Am I imagining it?

I'm sure it's nothing, but whenever I update my phone OS my predictive text no longer has these words:

Gay
Lesbian
Homosexual
Homophobic

What's all that about?
🤔

Mine was butchered* yesterday by someone who should know better. He goes to work tomorrow which is my chance to rig up some kind of chest harness so I can re-mow it myself.

Thanks anyway.

(Butchered = done slightly difficult to how I would.)

Wait three days and see if anything arises

One word for you: immodium

#jealous

Yes, and only temporary.
Although I've butchered the bones I still have feelings through my nerves.

And of course the existential anguish of being continues unabated, same as it ever was.

They do dissolve. My painkillers numb almost all feeling

They dissolve over time. Some of what looks like stitches are the remains of staples.

I go in on Thursday for some more work on my thumb

Index finger cut going across the back of my knuckle

Index finger cut going down the inside of my index finger

Ladies & gentlethems, my index finger wound.

(This is not even the worst one.)

I mow lawns because it's physical work & I'm the stronger. Plus he doesn't do it "properly*".

(*The exact way I would do it.)

Thank you mate
😘
You're perfect too
🥰

Ofc

I never use headphones out in public. I'm much to scared that I won't hear "it" coming.

Whatever "it" is, I do not know.

Your "out here" is my "in there".

Hey Daddy
😘

"Cock struck". But I think only gays use this term.

Knee high grass around the base of my clothesline.

If only I lived with another human adult who could do chores

I'd like a feature to partially mute someone I follow. I still want some of the posts, but some of you post far too much & my feed ends up being 1 or 2 people

With bits & pieces out of my legs & arms they'll run out of spare parts soon enough

This is _not_ self harm btw.

Well, not exactly

My forearm with a dorsal scar all stitched up

New scar just dropped.

This is where the surgeons took spare parts to reconstruct my hand; your skin, your veins & arteries, & the like.

Frozen watermelon as well!

(Bit miffed I wasn't requested by name. Clearly @coopercodes.bsky.social is the new favourite.)

Gold

I just want to skip ahead really. This chapter of my story sort of sux.

Wait.
Is this about me?
You think i look like him?
I'm flattered.