The Gil-Monster

A screenshot of the webpage for Maker Farie Syracuse: NYS Fairgrounds, Saturday May 2, 2026, 10am-5pm.

The banner for MAYDAY! UNDERGROUND with a barn owl. Crafts, Art, Established 2010.

UPCOMING SHOWS!! Come see me and my terrifying pipe cleaner beasts in May!

May 2nd
MAKER FAIRE SYRACUSE
NYS Fairgrounds, 10am-5pm
Includes on hands demo; build with me!

May 9th
MAYDAY! UNDERGROUND
Henrietta Dome Arena, 10am-5pm
Rochester, NY

Purchase all the things!
#roc #cuse #pipecleanerart

Can we set our clocks forward to "He's Dead"?

Is there a scientific theory about dinosaurs that brought you down? One that made them a little less badass in your mind?

For me, it's the likelihood that dromaeosaurs ("raptors") only gathered at kills and weren't pack hunters. Birds of prey are solitary hunters. Oh, one'd still kill you. But ONE.

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It's from the Frank Miller Batman where you get to read "What are you, DENSE? What are you, REdactED? I'm the goddamn BATMAN." And "Dick Grayson. Age TWELVE. It was BRUTAL" about 400 times.

As for the Fireball Trap, I wrote about that- and you- in a Patreon post re: Eternal Champions.

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"Brutal. AGE TWELVE. BRUTAL."

"I voted 'Kill Jason'."

"I shot my parents"

Дар саламандры, by Alkonost 9 track album

It's BANDCAMP FRIDAY, so I'm giving some love to one of my favorite metal bands with today's purchase 🤘🤘

#bandcampfriday

The editor made the op-ed writer change the title from "Crusades and Inquisitions: Wouldn't They Be Awesome Today?"

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

And WHEN they get caught in the rain, why do they keep it from their spouses? Instead of "No no, it's okay; I'm fine with this", it's "I MUST CONTAIN MY BALEFUL SECRET"

💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀

"HELL'S GATE"
PERP: Basara
GAME: Samurai Shodown V Special (2019)
CW: emo hair

A portentous, accurate Neo-Geo rendition of Kristi Noem's dismissal. When Buchenwald Barbie dies, the Hellmouth- fearful of consuming plastic- will spit out her head.

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"I don't perform cunnilingus."

I read a post from a liberal who bloviated yOu cAn'T cRiTiCiZe Ai PrOpErLy iF yOu dOn'T kNoW eNoUgH aBoUT iT; motherfucker, I will bet every horror T-shirt in my dresser you groaned every time an NRA member replied that to a gun control advocate who thought the A.R. in AR-15 meant "assault rifle"

Well that was fun, now please join me in blocking ghoulish lying AI zealot @apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social to Bluesky

Better to be a nutcase than a disciple of AI any day. Muting.

"I purport that this man is a robot. He shares quote posts with prescripted responses generated by a machine. This backwards publicity lets him spread his foul techno gospel. My suggestion: block this fuckwad."

@apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social: How the fuck does the water thing still survive. that study was disproven years ago at this point. also what, you realize that even the “art theft” thing relies on the *technology working*, yes? it is able to do a thing computers were not previously able to do! that’s notable technological change! ‪ @jenthetracy.bsky.social: ai is not technological change. It is art theft and plagiarism that causes psychosis in the minds weak enough to find it interesting. We need tech that saves water, not guzzles it. Calling ai a technological change is like calling bank robbing a new tech we must embrace to survive."

AI OVERVIEW: AI significantly affects water resources primarily through high consumption for cooling data centers and generating electricity, often straining local water supplies. An AI conversational query can use up to a bottle of freshwater, while a single large data center can consume millions of gallons daily, contributing to scarcity and potential pollution in surrounding communities.

"Hey, I'm sorry your daughter was torn in half by Bigfoot, but look on the bright side! Bigfoot exists! We all thought he was a myth! You should be delighted!"

And the "water waste has been disproven"...? Another lie. I Googled "AI effects on water" and your pwecious wobot was the first to pipe up:

He passed it and quote tweeted it, which I removed. This is fair, as he ignores all replies.

Of course, me getting "spread" wrong might give me a stroke...

It's in Carny, Pig Latin, and Snoop Dogg. My Litmus test to see if an AI defender is a bot.

I purport that this man is a robot. He shares quote posts with prescripted responses generated by a machine. This backwards publicity lets him spead his foul techno gospel. My suggestion: block this fuckwad.

You're cherry-picking and you know it.

"this person disagrees with me, therefore they’re a robot spreading a “techno gospel” is honestly an excellent summary of the problems with the anti-ai movement, namely the stubborn insistence in the face of all evidence that everyone should close their eyes and chant “i can’t hear you”

Whereas demanding everyone shrug off their grievances and pain and kneel to The Machine is an immaculate summary of the pro-AI movement. Congratulations on proving you were not a robot, but a ghoul. You can screen cap my quotes from now on. I'm done being your circus dog.

Congratulations on passing my test, you ghoul

My apologies.

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Fish can't swim in the internet, you stupid fuck. Trees can't grow on the internet, you stupid fuck. Cattle can't graze on the internet, you stupid fuck. People can't drink from the internet, you stupid fuck. Crops can't grow on the internet, you stupid fuck. Bees can't pollinate the internet, you s

Oh, I get it now: you're a monster.

Again: just say "We are Borg, resistance is futile". It's short, it's sweet, and thanks to your whorishness towards AI you have no qualms about the theft of intellectual properties.

You have no examples. Watch me reject it, robot. Like you reject my replies.