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@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, hellaverse brain rot, 18+ acct 30 | writer, cryptid | they/them AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pipsqueakparker/pseuds/pipsqueakparker

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This hit harder in my head but still gave me a giggle #hazbinhotelabel #hazbinhotelsaintpeter #hazbinhotelsera #doodles #holygates

04.03.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
technicolor stolitz comic page, inspired by the events of mastermind.
"how could i lose you?"
"i couldn't lose you"

technicolor stolitz comic page, inspired by the events of mastermind. "how could i lose you?" "i couldn't lose you"

if i leave by mitski did a number on my stolitz brain
#stolitz

04.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo singing into a microphone with the words just cause you 're accurate ALT: a man in a tuxedo singing into a microphone with the words just cause you 're accurate
04.03.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Updating old sketches is my life now, my brain can't produce anything else right now xD #helluvaboss #stolas

03.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Stolas laying on blitz's couch, blitzed (haha) out of his mind, holding a fancy bong with a fake plant in it and marijuana decorative engravings on the glass. Weed. Smoking. He Is High.

Stolas laying on blitz's couch, blitzed (haha) out of his mind, holding a fancy bong with a fake plant in it and marijuana decorative engravings on the glass. Weed. Smoking. He Is High.

πŸ’­ world cold and hard, blittie softe and warm...
πŸ—¨οΈ what's that, big bird? you got enough water?
for day one: couch. im not late yOU are 🌿
#StolasBong26 #helluvaBoss #stolitz #kazdraws

03.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
BlitzΓΈ "The O is loud" Buckzo

BlitzΓΈ "The O is loud" Buckzo

St-O-las of the AH-AH-AHrs Goetia

St-O-las of the AH-AH-AHrs Goetia

Them. 🀭

03.03.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

but like. fuck me ig. i try to curate my own experience, wrong, blows up in my face. i don’t even feel safe fucking complaining to supposed friends w/o having it thrown back at me, so i’ll shout to the void here & probably calm down in 30 minutes and delete all these.

03.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

& i hate feeling like this bc all i want out of fandom is to have a good time & spread that good time others β€” but i don’t have the spell slots to always be the bigger fucking person & take being punched down again & again & im fucking tired

03.03.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah this bitch knows all about being wet huh….

03.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[sound of my own maniacal laughter]

21.12.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

omgggg but chloeee i wanna seeeeee

03.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paimon: Stolas I'm just calling to check in that you're taking care of my prized rug that's in your living room, and that you're keeping it in pristine condition because it's the only reason I will ever be in contact with you. Is the rug.

Is the rug clean?

Stolas are you there is the rug okay

03.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ugh fuck man i wish emergency comms were even an option 😩 AND I CANT EVEN DOORDASH FOR EXTRA MONEY WITHOUT A CAR literally fuck my stupid baka life

03.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Serotonin #BlitzΓΈ

02.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
A naked Stolas spread out, he is both horny and afraid. Blitz has his arms and tail wrapped around him, with his gun covering Stolas' cloaca.

A naked Stolas spread out, he is both horny and afraid. Blitz has his arms and tail wrapped around him, with his gun covering Stolas' cloaca.

stolitz gunplay redraw πŸ”«
(it lost in the poll so i took matters into my own hands)
#stolitz

02.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

my car battery is dead dead πŸ™ƒ FUCK

we’re trying to jump it but it’s just. not.

so there’s another thing i can’t afford πŸ™ƒ

uh $10 & you can give me one kink/fetish to include in the smut fic i just started β€”

02.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@khosh3kh.bsky.social

πŸ‘€ it’s our time what the fuck why didn’t we prepare

02.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FOLKS WELCOME TO STOLAS SMOKING A BONG WEEK

PLEASE TAG WITH #STOLASBONG26

02.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i don’t recommend having to jump a car in new england winter … i can’t feel my thumbs as i’m typing this

02.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought spindlehorse was speaking straight to the dick of my soul with the chupacabra short - but now they’re literally tickling my tip with bigfoot

02.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The truth is out there...can I.M.P. track down their BIGGEST target yet?? Mission: Bigfoot hits YouTube on March 7th πŸ‘£πŸŒ²

02.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1584    πŸ” 507    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 77

fuck it, are we still doing full moon stolitz things?? i’m gonna write some gnarly smut for the blood moon & maybe the universe will take it as an offering and leave me the fuck alone

02.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh fuck it’s th fuckin blood moon isn’t it - ofc everything’s fuckin chaos, we just had the planets align and we’re about to have the blood moon eclipse

02.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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γ€€Tiny owl Stolas πŸ¦‰ and small lizard Blitz 🦎 doodle

02.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m fuckin cursed today dudes - whoever put the hex on me, pls stop

02.03.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

brooooo why do they hide mushrooms in the places i least expect them 😩😩 i just wanna eat good food, but then i eat it & get sick & REALIZE IT HAD MUSHROOM IN IT

02.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evil Clown Stolas!!!! And Ratilda

28.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn the new robe Blitz got Stolas is way too big

28.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Morning kiss for Verosika

#helluvaboss #verosika #barbiewire #verbie

28.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0