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Fartslut Failson

@matooty.bsky.social

26 | 🔞 | Stinky little man with chair-like tendencies :3 This is a STINKY account, there WILL be 💨⚠FARDING⚠💨

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Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. “It was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. “I like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. —— There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. “It was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. “I like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. —— There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

04.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 4626    🔁 1162    💬 49    📌 10
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Ivy mo and krill deadlock yes

03.03.2026 06:21 — 👍 808    🔁 289    💬 10    📌 0
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mmm phat assed dergs my beloved….

somthn for @dragonhouse.bsky.social :3

03.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 562    🔁 106    💬 8    📌 0

I know you said full team but I'd personally be down to play more sometime,, I bought the extra character slots thingy a while ago but never really played again after that xwx

04.03.2026 06:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i think my scoli needs your help with something

🎨 @virito.bsky.social

04.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 83    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 0
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bwomp

03.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 607    🔁 104    💬 8    📌 0
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Big stinky bird decided to sit on the demon. Not much he can do now but the smell is driving him crazy~ Sketch commission for @toumak.bsky.social

02.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 411    🔁 87    💬 2    📌 0
Alder, For Alex

Alder, For Alex

Sam, For Sam

Sam, For Sam

Anise, for Arlie

Anise, for Arlie

Willow for Kari

Willow for Kari

Finally showing (some) of the fruits of my labour in my little pathfinder workshop project!!

To start, The Big Fancy Ones

#AvenueArcania

01.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 80    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0
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I don't know what the 67 sweater is but I saw this the other day and it's epic

01.03.2026 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There are no ass-full chaps that fit him this is so sad,,,

01.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bit snug

01.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 9359    🔁 2517    💬 46    📌 14

I need to learn art again so I can draw Nin in dumb little outfits

01.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
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Horsey showing off? It's year of the horse after all 😏

For @hormse.bsky.social!

28.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 687    🔁 138    💬 6    📌 0
Floor plan where the giant garage is filled with a big, "emotional support Lugia,"

Floor plan where the giant garage is filled with a big, "emotional support Lugia,"

dream house layout

26.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 3543    🔁 978    💬 16    📌 9
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Happy #CatboyThursday y'all!!!

26.02.2026 06:21 — 👍 910    🔁 178    💬 14    📌 0
suggestive furry art pinup of an orange and yellow male anthro dragon with red accents. he is naked and on all fours showing off his big butt for the viewer, flirtatiously sticking his tongue out as he looks back at them~

suggestive furry art pinup of an orange and yellow male anthro dragon with red accents. he is naked and on all fours showing off his big butt for the viewer, flirtatiously sticking his tongue out as he looks back at them~

he's happy to show off for you..~🧡🍑

#furryart #nudity #dragon #sfw

28.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 140    🔁 28    💬 2    📌 0
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Monte gets a little careless during work hours, he thinks the overalls are an all in one suit, no need to wear anything underneath, and well, he kneeled down once and it was all over, those pants never stood a chance!

Although I'm sure he doesn't mind giving people some entertainment!

27.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 2333    🔁 435    💬 15    📌 0
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snivy deadlock

28.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 2809    🔁 803    💬 37    📌 1

it's almost mahooty march,,,,

28.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Swallow, a large, muscular Luxray with his mane tied in a ponytail, lounges on the ground, his tail lifted just enough to show off his tailhole and balls. He looks sultrily at the viewer, saying "Don't hold back on me now. I've been waiting for this."

Swallow, a large, muscular Luxray with his mane tied in a ponytail, lounges on the ground, his tail lifted just enough to show off his tailhole and balls. He looks sultrily at the viewer, saying "Don't hold back on me now. I've been waiting for this."

swallow, because im artblocked like crazy

30.12.2025 03:37 — 👍 110    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 0

Look Im new to this, I'm TRYING to figure out how to do the iconic Bat Hang, but its HARD

28.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 3345    🔁 740    💬 49    📌 0
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"whats wrong, never seen a d(eer)onut before?"

(Com for @gassy.gay

25.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 203    🔁 33    💬 2    📌 0

Pokemon Winds?? Ya I sure hope they do ,

28.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Why's everyone looking at me like that...

27.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 410    🔁 74    💬 7    📌 1
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I need this as a poster on my bedroom wall, I am actually inspired,

27.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gift from @pennsy.bsky.social of Umbravenue!

And, like, a REALLY strong chair,

24.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 166    🔁 31    💬 0    📌 0
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Seems you're the one who's been captured this time ;3

21.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1245    🔁 342    💬 5    📌 1