Boygav

I, for one, am delighted on account of us having not nearly enough wingers. Football pitches have five wings, right?

As limited as Pape was, he still had something about him - he was physical, held the ball up, won headers, discomforted defences. Yengi though appears to be entirely unfamiliar with the sport. No redeeming features I can see. Hope I’m wrong as otherwise it’s going to be a long season

My pals used to howl the place down about Pape. Having seen Yengi, they’ll be careful what they wish for.
He’s quite extraordinarily bad. I’d argue worse than Ambrose.

The default assumption is Craig Charles is playing horseshit whenever he’s on, themed playlist or not.

Looks that way. I also checked: it’s £1.67 a pint in Kosovo. Shame.

Two nil now. How much is a pint in Kosovo?

Not being able to defend and looking unlikely to ever score has all the hallmarks of a dynamite season.

Turned our season too. Clobbered Hatate so he couldn’t play the final. Hanged the game when he came on at Hampden too as they couldn’t handle his physicality and he played a big part in the goal. I quite liked him but looks decent business. Chalk it down as a win.

Shut six months before my 18th birthday and I’d been going for a year and a half. It was ace.

Not bad this, if a trifle inessential.

Firmly believe Stina Blackstenius is the footballer with the most fun name to say since Papa Bouba Diop.

I heard Tiramisu on the train the other day and burst out laughing. It’s a riot.

It was great two years ago. Last year was ding apart fae Confidence Man and LCD.
This year is total hoop. Paranoid London and Kneecap would be good but precious little chance of those cowards at the Beeb showing either.

They're the worst crowd in the world. Mostly because they're so fond of themselves that they'll clap their hands like seals at any old shite. And don't even get me started on HERE WE HERE WE HERE FUCKING GO literally every single time.

Novelty trite shite barely a step up from the Vengaboys.

Well, this is terrible news. When they were good, Nitzer Ebb were incredible. Quite the experience live too. Rubbish min.

You should see what the fuck the Ting Tings are up to n'all. It's unacceptable.

At the risk of running the Hun gauntlet too, I agree. Always a bit more of an edge at Ibrox. Pricks at Porkheid never make a sound until they score. Dreadful place to watch a game.

Starting to think Inter might not win this.

Yep

2024/25 SCOTTISH CUP WINNERS 🏆

Dimitar Mitov saves the last penalty, but throws his hands in the air to say to the referee, “Wait, does that count? Have we won? We never win.”

Dimitar Mitov finds that the save was deemed ok by VAR, and is mobbed by jubilant teammates.

Mitov copy/pasting David Marshall’s exact movements from your classic 2020 tweet.

“And up next is Dancing On My Own…

………by Robyn!!!”

Sensational. Must start next season.

Nope. I'm conclusive proof people get more stupid the older they get.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The best thing we could do to make the country - and world, for that matter - a better place is to remove the vote from anyone over the age of 50.

Phew.

For what it's worth, Germany, Austria and Finland top three for me. Can't lie, I am partial to a banger.

Oh, Ukraine was an Aldi Bohemian Rhapsody. Bohemian Rhapsaldi, if you will.

Austria was awesome. Surely the bottom two are Portugal and, gulp, the UK.

Who or what is he or they? Literally no idea what is going on and I've hardly been drinking either.