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But we're an elite 16th.

And that's where we used to stand out. We had the best setup, best stadium, best facilities, siege mentality... we're way behind in all areas now, and that had to start showing on the pitch. Take the name away, and we're where we should be, if not overachieving.

Well, at least we can focus on the league now.

At least we’re saving money on the bbq.

Back 5 when 1 nil down in a final...

Apologies to any neutrals that had to watch that.

No football fan wants their defenders to have the most touches on the pitch. Great tactics for fans of sideways passing.

Shocking performance. Imagine not being able to fit Mainoo in your line up too? Poorly managed game, poorly managed season; has to improve.

I loved that song.

Didn't really enjoy that match. I don't like the majority of our team; having to listen to Spurs miserable two chants didn't make it any easier.

A reminder that the museum is closed all day for staff training.

Please don't turn up today or else you'll feel like this:

Yeah but have you thought of the spreadsheets? All that pure profit, it's what football is all about.

Blue Monday is a piece of crap pseudo science originally part of a travel company's press release to sell holidays.

Can we all try to avoid rewarding marketeers, using this term, which tries to sell goods by parasiting on the back of real mental health campaigns.

I still feel rude blocking them, they've gone to the digital trouble of following me ...

Not all zombies are so enlightened with a picture of a stick-figure zombie and them saying, "Looooooooooooooooooks ..."

On top of everything else, David Lynch had one of the greatest heads of hair in history.

Shame that Neville is so boring he'll never have a scandal that takes him off air.

Yep, not completely a chore to watch.

For the Reds no longer on Twitter, a link to the Alt MUFC video from yesterday 😄 Just view on browser shouldn’t need to log in

x.com/alternativem...

Before you ask, no I've not had a haircut....😂

His spell at City has absolutely damaged his reputation. Nothing he has achieved there means anything and is potentially going to be taken away. There was always talk of he is only good if the game is rigged, this period might actually cement that accusation.

I like that there's a feeling he can change things in a game. It's early days but I honestly think there's enough to be positive about the future.

Fair play to T̶o̶n̶y̶ P̶u̶l̶i̶s̶ Mikel Arteta and S̶t̶o̶k̶e̶ C̶i̶t̶y̶ Arsenal - they may not have created many chances from open play, but they really know how to do corners #RoryDelap

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Had the same thing last night, it was a right bunch of nonsense. Something about reducing the size of testicles using chemicals in milk! I'll keep avoiding that other site I think.

Grey and honey coloured flint flakes clued together to form an irregular nest of stone about 20cm across. On a black background

A little nest of waste flakes left behind from the making of a handaxe 480,000 years ago at Boxgrove.
It took minutes for an early Neanderthal to make the tool, but hours for us to piece back together the shards.
The tool was never found, where was it taken to?
#FlintFriday #AncientSky 🏺

I think that's it. He might suddenly flourish again under the new system, but if not then a move away might help him. Sometimes a workplace just becomes stale and you need a new challenge.

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

I registered quite a few years ago now and it was incredibly straightforward to do. Please do consider it.