Sam Corbin

leaf-peep, past tense leaf-pept

Prompt is something that’s a Non-negotiable for me is. Reply is at my funeral i want there to be a big live laugh love sign with the live crossed out.

unhinged things i see on hinge /17 (i approve of this one)

omg, incredible loophole

oh my goodness! i’m honored to have made it in!!

just realized that “copypasta” is a play on “copy-paste” and I’m hearing it with a delightful Italian lilt

going to one of my office’s soundproof booths so that I can choke on water in silence

readable here for the week, I think?
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A snapshot of the Gameplay newsletter, titled “Finding Mnemo.”

shocked to discover that my editor kept my unhinged headline for this newsletter about mnemonics, “Finding Mnemo”

"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does

not to brag but my husband’s name is in the NATO alphabet

for anyone curious, it was still delicious?? turns out that even overproofing cannot defeat the power of fresh bread

ok so you basically hate it

I have truly outdone myself. the width. the lack of height. the absent knots. no, don’t look away

maple syrup and nondairy milk for the egg wash, and stand by for results…the loaf has thus far expanded sideways but not upwards

stay tuned for morning as I attempt to salvage whatever this loaf is trying to become

haven’t posted in a minute and I am pleased to return to the mic with a severely chaotic vegan challah situation

glanced at a legal pad of book notes from the summer that I have yet to type up and the top page just says “asshat compounds”

I find it kinda funky
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I’m donkey
Are the best I ever had

Labubu with a Labubu and Lakiki with a spiky Labubu

New linguistics meme dropped

CHRIST ON A BICYCLE: (exclaiming) me

I lost 14 hours of my life to a camping chair at 81st and Central Park West but tickets are secured, and I will be taking a long break from this park after tonight

after a week of failed attempts to see shakespeare in the park
— including a date we got tix for but was rained out — I have gone full method (started the line at Central Park)

certified bangers aren't enough. i need them notarized too

(the suggestion being that you were a blockhead, hollow wood for brains etc)

humbled by this book i’m reading about the lore/language of schoolchildren — like I’ve learned that knocking on our heads to “knock on wood” was originally something kids did to each other to call someone dumb

if you get a labubu may I offer you a laband-aid. thank you I’m sure this is late

I’ll have to watch. I saw him in Merchant of Venice at the Stratford festival years ago…so good

they’re left alone in this world and then you come along and promise to love them forever. that’s so good

thinking about how special it is to adopt a dog. I love our dog and wish I could adopt one million of them

what movie is this?