was fun to yap on the radio about the never-ending slangassaince!
youtu.be/ckzLouiWNMY
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was fun to yap on the radio about the never-ending slangassaince!
youtu.be/ckzLouiWNMY
I imagine it was extremely disturbing
18.02.2026 18:14 β π 7700 π 824 π¬ 272 π 108some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
18.02.2026 19:41 β π 14455 π 2400 π¬ 213 π 189presidentβs day much!!!
16.02.2026 13:12 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0if I didnβt realize it was a friday before, I sure do now: just reread a line of my column about some symbols and saw that Iβd called them βsimblesβ
13.02.2026 17:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
12.02.2026 16:31 β π 10237 π 3045 π¬ 162 π 418get everyone vying for the tiffanyβs browser bracelet. the browselet
11.02.2026 22:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a very, very long row of browser tabs
idk should I turn this into a charm bracelet
11.02.2026 21:38 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0a jar that says Baps Shayona
I canβt stop hearing this to the tune of βmy sharonaβ
10.02.2026 17:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
10.02.2026 06:10 β π 24966 π 5106 π¬ 3 π 2for some reason I donβt have drafts and Iβm choosing to believe itβs because all of my thoughts are simply too good not to be posted
10.02.2026 02:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the "you wouldn't steal a car meme" (white text on a black background, both stylized to look scary and distorted). it has been edited to say " You wouldn't draft a skeet"
09.02.2026 21:54 β π 674 π 121 π¬ 10 π 1Happily, I'm quoted in the NYT today about words cyclically coming back into use, like earworms from forgotten songs. English has a rich trove of vocab to pull from, and any song, book, or movie can bring those words back in rotation. Thanks @samcorbin.bsky.social! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/c...
09.02.2026 20:08 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0theyβre dangling porcupine in front of me in that image for a βkeeperβs choiceβ optionβ¦.wonder if I can request
04.02.2026 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0looking into this!! did you pet him
04.02.2026 16:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0how is this real. oh my god the little wheezes
04.02.2026 16:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0apropos of nothing, one of my goals for 2026 is to meet a porcupine. lmk if you can help arrange this
04.02.2026 16:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
01.02.2026 15:40 β π 16691 π 4834 π¬ 94 π 73my hot take is that you should not have to read the preface in order to enjoy the book, and if you do, then itβs not a preface
02.02.2026 13:46 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0don't worry I am problematizing this theory in chapter one
31.01.2026 18:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[emily dickinson voice] "word" is the thing with letters
31.01.2026 18:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0foolish of him not to upgrade to busker premium I guess
28.01.2026 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0enshittification exemplified is the times square subway busker having to let ads play between the songs he accompanies on violin
28.01.2026 16:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you can bet I will be reading this list in righteous indignation today!!
28.01.2026 13:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my allegiances are clear: despite living in the US for 15+ years, I tried OU first
28.01.2026 13:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs an upsetting day for the canadians who play Spelling Bee
28.01.2026 13:08 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1i hate how cool sciatica sounds
04.07.2025 03:27 β π 708 π 111 π¬ 41 π 0a news alert describing the debut of βDolly Plowton,β a Nashville snow plow.
this name isβ¦ not doing what they think itβs doing
25.01.2026 14:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not endorse doomerism or supply hoarding ahead of a storm, but I do think itβs funny that this might be whatβs getting a wide swath of the country to finally do their chores
25.01.2026 00:09 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my storm prep: charge my devices, food prep, do dishes and laundry, purchase extra warm socks and thermals
my catβs storm prep: