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ItsJackieBtch

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Dumping some jokes here until this place turns bad also.

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Honestly, loaded question

01.04.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoops, purrrfect* algorithm THANK GOD I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO DROP JOKES LIKE THESE

21.01.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I replied to a picture of a cat on here with a picture of a cat and now my feed is 80% pictures of cats and now that I've posted this I can only assume that I've created a perfect algorithm during these difficult times.

21.01.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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…legitimately thought this was one of my cats for a second…

19.01.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night my dog had diarrhea all over the bedroom carpet at 2am. (Is this what BlueSky is for?)

10.01.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I told BlueSky that I liked both the news and nature, so my feed alternates almost 1:1 with horror followed by a photo of a serene landscape or wildlife. Fire, white-eared opossums. Gulf of America, snowy plover. Zuckerberg, mushrooms on a log. Alito, an apparent frog orgy. Rolling with it.

09.01.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0