Go home, you’re drunk 🥴
08.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@devyn74.bsky.social
One of those “content creators.” I like wrasslin’, robots, and race cars.
Go home, you’re drunk 🥴
08.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0le thirst
le thirst
08.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh the grand old Duke of York,
He had Twelve Million Quid,
It gave it to someone he never met,
For something he never did.
Bullet dodged, its peak rudeness.
17.10.2025 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flush the Carslberg down the toilet, best place for it.
13.09.2025 11:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh yeh I have an account here don’t it.
10.08.2025 13:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least Hulk Hogan died though.
27.07.2025 11:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A message from Carl Sagan from 1995—some of his last prophetic words.
10.06.2025 17:04 — 👍 7807 🔁 2909 💬 222 📌 227im a gold star human (never even installed league of legends, let alone played it)
15.01.2025 14:12 — 👍 537 🔁 44 💬 29 📌 4I want more relationships that historians would describe as “Good Friends.”
30.05.2025 15:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think I’ve lost my ability to enjoy myself, even when things are relatively ok I’m just pre-stressed about all the things inevitably about to go tits up
27.05.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Steady on now.
20.05.2025 17:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
i made a Bulbasaur helmet for my MotoGP rider, yes I took a photo of my screen with my phone
03.05.2025 10:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.
02.05.2025 07:07 — 👍 9807 🔁 2365 💬 229 📌 160I’m tired of being drip-fed segregation, just ban us from public life and be done with it.
01.05.2025 12:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0such majesty
28.04.2025 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People are always scooping me up with a glass and postcard, then throwing me outside
28.04.2025 11:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can it just not be awful everywhere? Maybe I’ll start learning Spanish
16.04.2025 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that like, American Lego?
13.04.2025 16:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I fell and I can’t get up
13.04.2025 16:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had to cancel my plans to visit friends in the US, I’m just not brave enough to risk it 😔
21.03.2025 12:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0St Patrick was a Welshman you’re welcome
17.03.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:
13.03.2025 20:27 — 👍 29121 🔁 4830 💬 1129 📌 554i know nobody cares ‘cause not as many Americans think they’re Welsh, but happy St. David’s day 🏴
01.03.2025 14:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh phew, turns out I actually am bad at my job and I’m being sent on more training. It’s a relief in a way, I was just starting to build some confidence and gotta nip that in bud quickly.
Lesson learned, never think you’re good at anything and if you are you’re just doing it wrong.