Me: "it just bothers me when people on bluesky don't get a joke and take it entirely seriously."
My therapist: "I think we need to take the leash off."
Me: "no. Back in your crate."
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Me: "it just bothers me when people on bluesky don't get a joke and take it entirely seriously."
My therapist: "I think we need to take the leash off."
Me: "no. Back in your crate."
Man, now I want to see a straight faced production of Phantom that just swaps all the music for stock Casio keyboard loops.
18.10.2025 11:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New Furry OC, been thinking about piggies
Feat | Reggie #furry
many of you
12.10.2025 20:53 β π 4390 π 1097 π¬ 2 π 25deviant art post from october 16, 2012 by user BigJB21: "god i wish that were me"
happy holiday to those who observe
16.10.2025 21:26 β π 956 π 408 π¬ 3 π 10That tracks 100%, "afraid but don't want to look away" totally describes early experiences with both vore and horror in media.
...explains a lot about my taste. Er... Tastes. :P
@amagire@mastodon.social elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
16.10.2025 22:30 β π 5747 π 1688 π¬ 43 π 30clearly, i enjoy getting teased
we lust after that which was not made for us
09.10.2025 18:15 β π 1714 π 372 π¬ 18 π 11Good preys always make their pred get all drooly for them.
11.10.2025 00:28 β π 58 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Honored to be confused with such an acclaimed author. :3
17.10.2025 03:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Breakdown π₯©
29.04.2025 03:56 β π 1182 π 191 π¬ 9 π 1Digital art labelled "Voretober 2025 Day 14: Salad." It shows a frightened looking brown bunny with its arms and legs tied together, laying on top of a bed of lettuce and carrots. The top of a fox's head is visible lurking in the background, its eyes staring at the bunny.
The prompt for day 14 of #voretober2025 is "Salad." Foxes need protein with their salad, but another salad-eater will do. #vore #voretober #furryart
15.10.2025 01:48 β π 21 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0"Dude, it's dead. I don't care. Eat what you want."
I'm not really into foodplay or cooking stuff, but I'm nerdy about setting ideas... like the ethics of a grocery store that sells a portion of their customers shrink wrapped.
#vore #voretober #furry
love the people in my life that make me feel like
12.10.2025 12:08 β π 55 π 14 π¬ 2 π 1Bugg's Debut: Epilogue
12.10.2025 12:59 β π 421 π 61 π¬ 1 π 0"Actually, I think vultures are gorgeous birds and deserve much more love!" Said the weird looking bald man.
06.09.2025 04:01 β π 1088 π 325 π¬ 24 π 7Reverse therian
07.10.2025 22:57 β π 1694 π 530 π¬ 19 π 6little coyote's fantasy πͺ’
29.05.2025 16:50 β π 855 π 185 π¬ 5 π 4Timbermaw rep grind (1/3)
Started a little sequence couple months ago, finally had some free time to finish it.
If you wanna see it early, please consider checking out my patreon www.patreon.com/NoSWIFT. I merged all the tiers into $3 dollar one which will give you access to everything :3
This deserves a remake
11.10.2025 01:47 β π 263 π 48 π¬ 1 π 0TMI TUESDAY: BIG PIG BOY EDITION!
ask Sage anything (and I mean anything!) and you'll get an answer, right from the ol' porkchop's mouth!
Backyard BBQ @konshearo.bsky.social @kosh.dad
09.10.2025 13:04 β π 241 π 39 π¬ 4 π 0Succulent. ;9
10.10.2025 00:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's an "inevitable heat death of the universe" joke in there somewhere. :P
09.10.2025 02:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Peak Performance
08.10.2025 15:16 β π 547 π 97 π¬ 6 π 0Watching Al Pacino's scene in 'Cruising' 1980
Enhance...
Wait. Is that the big bad wolf showing his Big Bad BBC to the 3 little pigs?
02.09.2025 00:15 β π 19 π 7 π¬ 3 π 2Kobold servings. π
03.10.2025 18:47 β π 298 π 74 π¬ 3 π 0"You've got red on you" π©Έ
π¨ by @/dear_aiden on twt
Hi, I'm calling cause I'm currently being bitten by the, uh, BIG teeth. Can y'all send someone over to handle this?
08.10.2025 00:22 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Big drooly toothy maw flustering a blushy smaller critter
Big teeth got ya feeling funny?
YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Call 1-800-BIG-TEEF for the 24 hour help line βοΈ