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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop

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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/

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Esoteric Ebb Review – A Disco Elysium-Style RPG That Rewards Chaos and Roleplay I am known for my position that Disco Elysium is the best game ever, and I’m not sure if Esoteric Ebb is going to dethrone it, but it’s definitely going on the medal podium. This is Disco Elysium by…

In fact, Esoteric Ebb rewards, above all else, committing to the bit. - @oldpappythomas.bsky.social

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Tommy Paul a tennis player warming up with a graphic on the screen saying 18-1 vs teenagers since start of 2018

Tommy Paul a tennis player warming up with a graphic on the screen saying 18-1 vs teenagers since start of 2018

This stat feels like when Kramer fought kids on Seinfeld

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sorry to firefly fans but it’s not a coincidence that a show about the confederacy winning made by a creep, featuring an awful man who terrorized women online for a decade is coming back now, it’s the only time it would be acceptable cos of those aspects. time to find a new favorite show.

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Somewhere in the Pentagon, the finest minds in right wing podcasting are furiously typing "war plan beat Iran open strait of hormuz quick easy not woke not gay" into Grok. A loud argument breaks out about whether it's time to pick up the red emergency phone to the finest mind available, Joe Rogan.

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Just an uwu smol bean (the second most powerful person in the world)

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Iconator.com - buddy icons - avatars - display pictures - away messages - and more! Buddy icons, avatars, aim icons and display pictures for use with AIM, Yahoo IM, MySpace and MSN

www.iconator.com was looking for old AIM icon gifs and i've learned that this website is just still up

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american century of humiliation

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Otherwise, it's all tires

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The real difference between F1 and NASCAR is whether they say "tyres" or "TAHRES"

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A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading:

WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME
THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE

Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out-
stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red

Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

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That Time I Was A Ghost

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Every #MST3K forum or online group eventually devolves into a series of "Hey, this actor who was in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode was also in another movie!"

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yeah but super cute is the important part, the fucked in the head is just bonus spice

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a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

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'Headless chicken monster' spotted swimming in Antarctic Ocean Unlike many other sea cucumbers, the headless chicken monster can swim up into the water column.

Today, on International Women's Day, I, a human woman, want you to know there is a type of sea cucumber called the Headless Chicken Monster

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Connecting with my baseball friends about the important stuff (which ballparks I have been to and which ones have interesting food options)

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Uh I need a big loan for...moneys does anyone know where to meet her

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LibGuides: Archives and Special Collections: College Archives Information about The Culinary Institute of America's Archives and Special Collections housed in the Conrad N. Hilton Library, Hyde Park, New York.

For Foodies -

Culinary Institute of America (the Foodie CIA), has an archive section

Archives and Special Collections

library.culinary.edu/ciaarchives/...

Within that is their Menu Collection

library.culinary.edu/menus

(and tons and tons and tons more info)

#Food
#FoodSky
#Menus

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Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

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Warm enough today to take the Yankees cap out. Now to wander around New England and get scowled at

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Ladies, happy International Women's Day.

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a man wearing sunglasses is riding a boat on a lake .. ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is riding a boat on a lake ..

Having breakfast at the coffee shop and they're playing Sailing by Christopher Cross so I am vibing so hard right now

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Happy Sailor Moon Anniversary!

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*bauhausly* Robin Obscura's Dead in 40 Years

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Persephone vs willow, that is a treat #aewcollision

08.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

toni vs moxley, make it happen coward tony khan #aewcollision

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Fucking to a Michael Dukakis campaign song counts as libbing out I think

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if Roosh hurts Dalton, we riot #aewcollision

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"smoking is cool"--the outrunners #aewcollision

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