Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop

the world needs less labubu and more rawr uwu

When I say I'm "crunching the numbers" at work, it means I'm playing sudoku.

The British not being able to just call them out on spying because it would be far too rude is very funny

I’m ngl this is funny as hell

A local group of Dungeons & Dragons players are reportedly at their wit’s end with a member of their party following the introduction of his new monk character and their tragic backstory.

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People like to act like things are SO different now, but let me remind you that in the 1980s we elected a B-list actor with dementia as president, who then proceeded to tear the country to pieces.

And he won by the greatest landslide in history.

Hideo Kojima's Top Gun ass name. Bobson Dugnutt type shit

Briscoe in the barn with a ring set up and a bunch of things to bite in there to work on all aspects of his game

Taz suggesting that Mark is just wandering around the farm biting random objects may be one of the strangest but most likely true pieces of color commentary ever. #AEW

I also suspect Big Tom has also figured out the Ichiro thing where he speaks and understands English just fine but it is much funnier if he does his thing and every now and then reveals it

Just standing around looking cool is 99% of a promo

Another killer music baseball combo lid.

We also like complaining. This is a great area for bitching.

Also why do I care if it is growing or whatever i dont work for them and I am not an investor

it’s that time

bro just one more GPT bro. just one more you dont have to read or write emails anymore bro. one more GPT will fix everything bro

Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah The only way to watch college football is have multiple games up, and then get a text from your buddy saying "WHAT IS SAN DIEGO STATE DOING" and frantically grabbing the remote to turn it to CBS Sports Network to see a receiver accidentally tackle his own teammate.

Friend of the committee @shehanjeyarajah.com is absolutely right.

Omg so orange

MINNESOTA FOLLOWERS: it is your personal duty to find this man and bring him home. his name is Cheddar Bob 🥺

called it

Let dudes be dudes

if you see a child wearing Harry Potter merch it's your duty to muggle them (take it and tell them they aren't a wizard)

Every now and then someone from Discover barges in to demand i say something about or make a statement about something or other like I am a congressional leader and not a guy who shitposts about the new York Yankees and professional wrestling 90% of the time

No. You're using the fucking off website wrong. You're supposed to be doing important things on it like I am and not fucking off.

Is your kid secretly into finance?

If they're texting "lick my ass" that's short for liquidate my assets and you need to stop them immediately. Nobody wants to raise a finance bro.

I have worked and stayed several places where the plans for disabled people and people in wheelchairs is "learn to walk or hope the firefighters get there in time lmao". bsky.app/profile/aaro...

My therapist: you tend to pursue damaged people to try and fix them. Me: you do that too cartoon image with words: therapist, listen here you little shit

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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

the taint is like the bridge between the hole and the balls

As @kibblesmith.com has repeatedly pointed out, we are in an era of “Sure I Was Proven Factually Wrong But Maybe I’m Right In Spirit.”

And the only way we end this phase of life is derisive shame delivered face to face. The 80s were right: bullying works, especially with jocks.