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Brae has designed 2 other condoms before! One of olli and one of wes, the dalmatian in getting familiar :3

A meme of a person on all fours, gripping a smaller figure by the head in its sharp teeth as they huff like an agitated beast. The person then growls and shakes their head vigorously, like a hunting dog thrashing a rat to snap its neck. The figures in the meme have been edited to portray pomni and evil jax from the amazing digital circus

ohhh its TIMS turn to fuck jon in a closet!!

i am rooting for you so hard!!! all of the candy you sent me is super super yummy and everyone at that market should fall hopelessly in love with it bc u deserve it!!!!

having tasted these, they are my absolute favorite of the bunch youve sent me. partially bc the flavor combo is just so good, but also bc hehehe candy that makes u transgender >:) i love it so much that im actually, paradoxically, eating them the least bc i want em to last

A chess board with gold and black pieces, viewed from above at an angle. There is a standard soda can on the board, which makes it clear the pieces are about double the normal size. They are all dildos.

The same chess board, viewed from the side between the two sets of pieces. some additional rules are written on the board, out of focus, in front of each player's seat. RULES OF FUNKIT CHESS - NORMAL CHESS RULES APPLY. IN ADDITION: 1: When your opponent takes one of your pieces, they may tell you what to do with it. 2: When inserting a non-pawn anally, use the included attachment for base flareitude. 3: Queen vibrates. If you lose it, put it in and turn it on. That's chess, baby! Get chessed. 4: If you lose your king, put it in your butt (or wherever) until the winner says so.

a close up of the black Bishop, Knight, and Rook. Their shafts are textured with how the piece moves, a grid pattern on the rook, a helical swirl of ridges for the bishop, and a zig-zag for the knight.

the board viewed at a slight angle, level with the board. A soda can is in the middle of the playing field, an inch or so taller than the pawns, and short in comparison to the queen, which is half again its height. The queen is taller than the king in my set, because that makes sense. She's a big tough lady! Also it makes old chess dudes upset, an unintended but hilarious side effect.

alright you asked for it, here it is.

The First rule of Funkit Chess is when your opponent takes one of your pieces, they can tell you what to do with it. rules and additional context in the alt text alongside the descriptions.

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Officially introducing all of my characters =] Please feel free to ask me things about them 🙏#ocs

Full character sheets below 1/3

hello, if you like to think about jmart being dads and martin having feelings about stuff, the incomparable pantsoflobster has written a thing about that, u should go look at it i think

archiveofourown.org/works/607633...

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a sketch drawing of two men having sex. the top is large and fat with long hair in a ponytail. he's holding his partner's legs open and asking, "are you sure?" the man beneath him has long, curly hair and is nodding furiously, eyes shining.

a sketchy comic depicting two men having sex. panel 1: the top says, "alright, love, i'm going in. you're already so wet..." while guiding his cock inside his partner. the bottom says, "ah, fuck..." with hearts around the speech bubble. panel 2: the top is inside and beginning to thrust down into his partner. panel 3: a shot of them fucking, with the top keeping his partner's legs open. the bottom is moaning loudly, pleading with the top to finish inside. panel 4: the bottom clenching his teeth as his partner curls over him, pushing his knees back even farther. he says, "yes, yes, yes! fuck! ahh, martin!" panel 5: the top pulls out. there's a wet mess as he spurts the last of his cum onto the messy, overflowing cunt. he strokes himself and says, "mm... jon... there we go. god, you look good like this; you took me so well, too~"

#nsfwfanart // mating press

Even if it was him being kinky (and not him hiding behind it as an excuse) that comment is still in SUCH poor taste?? It’s still sexual harassment to make a kinky comment on a stranger’s post that has nothing to do with sex whatsoever. Consent 101, thats Bad Kink Etiquette

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my two terrible terrible guys*

(*one is a mushroom) #ocs #nsfw

lines for the october illustration are up!

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Cock-and-ballhalla

not used to the affection ‼

if you change your mind, im the first in line

It’s part of why i have two separate accounts over on twitter. my nsfw account is where i engage in fandom community and escapism, while my sfw account is where i follow the activists and journalists for Real World Shit

Holy shit is this actually a structural feature that causes conflict to DIMINISH engagement?!? That DISincentivizes conflict?!?!?

Nice

a white cardboard box with "nice." written in the upper left corner

this is what your package looks like if the order number ends in 69

its so good!!! And it hits me right in the id, and it rlly makes me go like

archiveofourown.org/works/45326251
Heres a link! it hits my buttons to a tee 👁️ 👁️ im a massive slut for jon discovering martins huge boner for him

thank you for reminding me of cirrusgrey’s Violent Passions i should go reread that one. similar premise except its jon overhearing martin reciting a poem that *sounds* violent, up until he steals the tape and hears the starting line is “oh god i want to fuck jon so bad”

alright time to start posting

what about Martin writing poetry extremely hornily and its full of innuendo and when season 2 jon digs it out of the trash all the lewdness is lost on him bc he is in such a paranoid haze