Are you chronic wasting disease?
Because you make my knees weak.
#ScienceJokes #SciencePickUpLines #ScienceHumor
23.08.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There are 3 types of heat – radiation, convection, and conduction – and I burn for you in all of them.
#SciencePickupLines
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20.05.2025 15:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In a wolf meant to inspire
With traits from an ancient dire
Colossal has found
A new kind of hound
And an ethical quagmire
#ScienceLimmerick
26.04.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was going to write a joke about Archimedes, but it didn't hold water.
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17.04.2025 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What did Einstein say when he discovered relativity?
Euclidian me!
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16.04.2025 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What did the potato say to the worm?
I got my eye on you!
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13.04.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Deep under Antarctica's Taylor Glacier lives an ecosystem that has adapted to life without oxygen or light. These microbes are responsible for the bright red Blood Falls. They use iron and sulfur to breath, giving a whole new meaning to an Iron Lung.
#ScienceJokes #ScienceHumor
12.04.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tiny blackholes formed shortly after the Big bang could have been as small as an atom. Their larger, pocket-sized kin are likely still zooming though the universe. Which may explain where one of every pair of socks goes.
#ScienceJokes #ScienceHumor
12.04.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The core of the earth is about 2.5 years younger than the crust. Does that mean we could get to the core of the earth and change the political timeline?
(We can't. That's not how relativity works. Unfortunately.)
08.04.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What's an arborists favorite math discipline?
Trigonome-TREE!
#ScienceHumor #ScienceJokes #BadJokes
12.03.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What did the lentil say to the flower when it bloomed?
Bean there, done that.
#ScienceHumor #ScienceJokes #BadJokes
04.03.2025 16:36 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
If you throw a microscope at a telescope, they might kaleidoscope.
23.02.2025 13:56 — 👍 49 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
Train locomotives change chemical energy from fuel into kinetic energy for motion.
You must be an engine because our chemistry could be motion all night long.
#ScienceJokes #ScienceHumor #ScienceWriting #SciencePickUpLines #Trains
16.02.2025 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
What did one botanist say to the other?
SEEd you later.
#ScienceHumor #ScienceJokes #BadJokes
14.02.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Duo the Duolingo Owl is dead. Maybe he was infected with a malware virus. Or got Avian Flu.
#Duolingo #Humor
13.02.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lightning passing through air can reach 500,000 F, which is still only about half as hot as you.
#ScienceHumor #SciencePickUpLines
08.02.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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