Alex

having a cat would be pretty chill @glizrizz.bsky.social

for any future employers, i’m a really chill guy with a big heart and lots of determination

i know i shouldn’t be naming names but i feel it needs to be said in this case… good riddance to that Chiefs dynasty #gohawks

that post groundhog day depression got me with no skeet ideas

i heard a there’s leaked photos of him in cali this week

about to hit the gym on this great groundhog day. 3 sets of looking for my shadow and 4 sets of hibernating until next february! 🤣🤣 here’s to a good workout. #gymmotivation #groundhogday #workout

how’s everyone’s groundhog day going so far? has Phil’s prediction proven itself right already or what! 🤣🤣🤣 SO COLD 🥶❄️ i suppose only time will tell if he’s right once again (SPOILER ALERT: HE WILL BE) #groundhogday #winter #cold #snow

what a great feeling that is! i can totally relate 🤣

What do you call a groundhog who tells jokes?
A pun-xsutawney Phil!
🤣🤣🤣 Happy Groundhog Day y’all!
#groundhogday #comedy #groundhogdaycomedy #punxsutawney

🚨REPORTS ARE IN🚨
Shadow has been spotted! We all know what that means; 6 more weeks of winter! Make sure to bundle up as we may be getting more snow in the coming weeks. Ha! Just what we needed. 🤣🤣🤣 Happy Groundhog Day everyone! #breakingnews #groundhogday #phil

groundhog day. my favorite holiday! wishing everybody a happy one! hope we all enjoy some of that classic groundhog day magic. my most memorable groundhog day was back in 2009 when Phil granted us 6 more weeks of winter. 🥶 ❄️ reply with your favorite groundhog day memory! #groundhogday #phil #winter

most people own several items, but the exact amount of items owned varies by person #learnsomethingnewfriday

common misconception, it was actually the left brothers #learnsomethingnewfriday

i wish my girlfriend would start skeeting again. life was peak when she was on this app. now i just have to reminisce. @glizrizz.bsky.social

22 followers and 22 following call that the rasheed shaheed ratio #seahawks #football #nflcomedy #thursdayobservations

some progress looks like nothing from the outside. that’s usually intentional. 🤔💭 #iykyk #movinginsilence #wednesdaymotivation

played a bit of LORT yesterday with the boys. pretty fun game with a lot of promise. can’t wait to see where the devs take it next! #indiegame #lort #roguelike #gamingbluesky

genuinely fuck ice i almost ate shit on my sidewalk td #slippedandfell

bluesky

dk metcalf runs “worst route ever”, asked to leave the stadium

Thinking abt rizzing up chaewon

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let me get it the OckG way #nyc

awesome man! i’m so happy for you! /srs

generational run of skeets

wtf

just thought of new slang. TKOG - “That Kind Of Guy”. Don’t be TKOG #TKOG #passiton

listen to The Bends. great album

to the people who don’t fw their spotify wrapped… mf you’re the one who listened to the music 😭