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@cr1stobal.bsky.social

Data + Python + Shitposting + Cats Soy eso que todos odian: un tibio

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Now that you mention species, can you dna test oil to know what kind of dinosaur is powering your engine?

12.11.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soy un dinosaurio que a veces todavΓ­a lee el diario de papel. Hoy vi esto en ClarΓ­n y me reΓ­

09.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Si pasan

08.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

07.11.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12669    πŸ” 5538    πŸ’¬ 383    πŸ“Œ 490
Put the pronouns back in the email

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

05.11.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18520    πŸ” 3712    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 76

Imagine if people were starving to death all around you, but not because they couldn't find food, just because they weren't hungry. No matter how thin they got, they weren't hungry, and just died.

I don't think the fertility collapse feels like this, but it seems like it should.

03.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day

29.10.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1967    πŸ” 334    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 14

this was made with AI, hence the repetitions and inconsistencies. I realize now I should have disclosed it with the original post

02.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol, great compilation. Just for google you would need a few extra pages, that company is its own cementery of producs

02.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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El humor.

09.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Esta noche finalmente voy a ver pulp fiction, hace mil aΓ±os la tenΓ­a pendiente

02.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pregunto por ignorancia, no tuviste quilombo con eso? TenΓ­a entendido que algunas deudas se heredan

01.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not though

01.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

La trilogΓ­a antes de ...

01.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so bad it's actually good 🀣

01.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Orgullo y Prejuicio

01.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been more appreciative of bluesky lately but, still, this is not great.

31.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 5

al final el verdadero lujo termina siendo tener una vida tranquila

30.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Being an overthinker and an underdoer is tough

30.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 423    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8

A mi me pareciΓ³ muy superior la BUP ΒΏQue ventaja tiene la boleta tradicional?

26.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Muy a favor de la boleta ΓΊnica de papel

26.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

23.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 27328    πŸ” 5558    πŸ’¬ 339    πŸ“Œ 270

ΒΏSe han puesto a pensar que si hicieran "Dr House" en esta Γ©poca todos los capΓ­tulos serΓ­an los protagonistas debatiendo ideas con ChatGPT?

23.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some people were born to help, some people were born to innovate. me? i was born to reset my password

21.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

😱

21.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

21.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1540    πŸ” 544    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8

Today's a fantastic day to make no configuration changes to your production environments. If something goes wonky, you'll go mad trying to figure out if it's the AWS issue (possibly reflected through a vendor of yours who uses them) vs. your own shitty, shitty code.

20.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A picture of a foggy street

A picture of a foggy street

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

20.10.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9228    πŸ” 1420    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 45

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