🌿 ℜ 𝔦 𝔳 𝔢 𝔱 🌿

I'm not a bitch.

Bet you won't!

Stop lying! That never happened!

Please, as if anything like that happened in the first place. I'd never let someone bite my ears.

That's just fuckin' rude!

I am not, and ya most certainly don't!

👀?

" Hm what am i doing ? ohhh nothing ... "

totally not showing off to make up for his dissapearance.

"The term 'bust a nut' implies that the nut can be in a state that it is not broken at all or a state of breakin'."

"Consent is important!"

"Cutie pie!? I demand to be insulted damn it!"

"Nasty enough to probably make most people pass out."

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Gimme gimme!"

"You, me, nasty makeout. Please?"

A goblin is just gonna help themselves to any valuable he might have on the desk.

Wouldn't want him to lose them, Rivet will keep them for 'safe keeping'

"Yummy burwnee."

It has already been reduced to crumbs on the goblin's lips.

"Whatcha say?"

The goblin paused for a moment, unsure of how to answer.

"Well, they can still feel what I feel, but they ain't exactly in my head all the time- Only like, when I dream."

/ uhhhh

/ like the post for a starter, retweet for an nsfw one in dms :3

Early morning, and Rivet is already downing his second energy drink for the day.

He seems surprisingly sluggish.

"It's a long story. I was a sick lil gob as a kid. The deal I made was with a fae spirit. I give them a body to inhabit and experience sensations like feeling, smell, and taste. They keep me from getting sick again."

He shrugged.

"They didn't mention they were a fae god at the time."

"Neither actually. Me being a demigod is just a side effect of a deal I made."

📲: You better mean that! I swear I'll come down to the shop again and you know what happened last time. >:(

"This... Is funny anymore... Stupid horny mortals."

@paleshopkeep.bsky.social

📲: Jack, hun, babe, sweetheart, love. I love you sooooo much. I'm in heat again, though. When you get home you're never leaving bed. Goblin mating season sucks :(

@deeplyinlove.bsky.social

📲: Heyyyy! The mortals may have found out about our time together... I'm totally not looking at a statue they made of us doing... stuff rn.

— temporary pinned

📲: Am I weirdly into this kinda threatening vibe you're giving me?

📲: Yeah I'm into it.

📲: Hey loser! I had to shower for some stupid godly meeting junk. Wanna come fool around before I gotta head out? Hate to make my monthly shower go to waste. <3 ❤️💚

#OpenRP #NSFWRP #FemboyRP

@blaze960.bsky.social

📲: I sleep completely naked and with all my doors unlocked. Do what you will with that information.