Kale Williams

shoutout to Claude who I once overheard someone call a swamp gentrifier

rest easy big fella

life is full of missed opportunities

I thought my vision was nearly perfect until I put on my first pair of glasses like a week ago and now I feel like I have vision superpowers

can’t believe I forgot Nora’s birthday

hbd big girl

she is a beautiful buff doofus as we all should strive to be

A long and beautiful dog leans over the back of a couch

an elongated dingo mutt

🫡

sometimes when imposter syndrome has its claws in me I remember that Jane Goodall once said nice things about something I wrote

rest easy, ape queen ❤️

as the fellow owner of a fluffy dog with weird fingers who's head looks like it belongs to a bigger animal, this makes me so happy

And here I am trying to ignore the smoke coming out of the dashboard

A gray race car speeds along a track

A man sits in a car wearing an orange racing helmet waving at the camera

Racing stripes made of newspaper are seen on the hood of a gray car

Four dudes pose on an adorable gray racing Saab

a couple more snaps for good measure

That’s a wrap! Shaved 10 seconds off last years time and my last lap was my fastest 🏁

Day 2 is underway and she’s running like a dream 🚗💨

A man welds two pieces of metal together while crouched on the ground

Day 1 recap: we came, we raced, we had some car trouble 🤷🏼‍♂️

A man is seen working underneath the worlds cutest race car

like all good journalists we treat (oil) leaks with extreme sensitivity

It was cheaper last year before we added the red ring around the end

look at her go 😍

A beautiful little Saab 900 race car painted gray with -30- in red on the side and “if it bleeds it leads” on the fender

“If it bleeds it leads” painted in red letters on the fender of a gray race car

“We regret the error” painted in red on a black bumper

A sticker that says “shift like you’re trying to sneak something past an editor” on the dash of a car

we made some upgrades for year two

her name is baab the saab

she is journalism themed

I love her so much

Meet our very hoopty $500 race car Because we are all either current or former journalists and also dorks, our car is news-themed and our team name is "If It Bleeds, It Leads."

It is race day 🚗💨

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A bumper sticker on a white truck that says “can you see me? Let’s make eye contact. Let’s be safe.”

is this road safety bumper sticker flirting with me

American climate journalist Alec Luhn missing on Norwegian glacier A search is underway for award-winning climate journalist Alec Luhn, a Wisconsin native, who is missing on a Norwegian glacier.

Alec Luhn is an old friend. I know some ppl in Norway read me. Please share. The search for him is ongoing:

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baby needs pasta grocery store sign

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

I would grab a harmonica, hand him a guitar and tell him to get to rippin'

this is the excuse I’ve been waiting for to buy more clamps

always thought of myself as more of an isthmus kinda guy but the universe had other plans for me

Thank you!

A new island in a kitchen with a shiny butcher block top

A new island in a kitchen with a shiny butcher block top

A new island in a kitchen with a shiny butcher block top

here is the result of which I am quite proud 🏝️

Unfinished base cabinets sit on a drop cloth waiting to be painted

A butcher block that’s just been cut sits with a circular saw on top

A butcher block that’s just been stained sits on saw horses in a workshop

Base cabinets are positioned in a kitchen prior to installation with clamps holding plywood on the side

Last weekend’s “weekend project” that ended up taking until this weekend

moistlouis.com.

in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website

happy WBTC day, WBTC!