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THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA. THEY FORGOT THAT I'M HIM **ALL THREATS ARE JOKES PLEASE I'M QUOTING A FUNNY VIDEO DON'T REPORT ME**

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Latest posts by continuingtobehim.bsky.social on Bluesky

My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible.

16.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula.

16.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet. I ain't never goin' back.

16.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks.

16.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They must've forgot I'm him.

16.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're sick in the head. They forgot I'm him.

15.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smokin' indigenous fronto leaf in a vacant egg and cheese.

15.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blew her back out using a mammoth skin condom.

15.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle.

15.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blac Chyna, I'd drink her piss out of another man's balls.

15.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Audemars Piguet worth the GDP of Yemen. If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit. People will die.

15.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm Dracula. I'm 12 million years old.

14.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package, so I skinned his ass alive. Aaahh!!

14.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm moving like French Montana, ha.

14.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I gave that pussy a raspberry.

14.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep my Glock at the Vatican.

14.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Himbuktu. Himon and Pumba.

14.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a dog. I'm biting the fart bubbles in the bath.

13.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Step the wrong way and you will perish.

13.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm on them Nashville Nibblers.

13.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility. Got me in a state of rigor mortis.

13.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eyes bloodshot, leaning up against the wall, beatin' off to my Chrome Hearts boots.

13.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These Valentinos are from Milan, you fuckin' idiot.

13.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That pussy feel like Biscoff butter.

12.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're sick in the head. They forgot I'm him. I'm the himulation. I'm Him Kardashian. Himbuktu. Himon and Pumba. I got my DNA test back. Turns out I'm 100% Himalayan.

12.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm at the bank boutta withdraw all of it.

12.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me.

12.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Step the wrong way and you will perish.

12.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I come from a long bloodline of Italian leather. My Bottegas have veins pumping through them.

12.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm.

11.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0