My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible.
16.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@continuingtobehim.bsky.social
THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA. THEY FORGOT THAT I'M HIM **ALL THREATS ARE JOKES PLEASE I'M QUOTING A FUNNY VIDEO DON'T REPORT ME**
My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible.
16.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula.
16.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet. I ain't never goin' back.
16.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks.
16.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They must've forgot I'm him.
16.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're sick in the head. They forgot I'm him.
15.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smokin' indigenous fronto leaf in a vacant egg and cheese.
15.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blew her back out using a mammoth skin condom.
15.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle.
15.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blac Chyna, I'd drink her piss out of another man's balls.
15.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Audemars Piguet worth the GDP of Yemen. If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit. People will die.
15.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm Dracula. I'm 12 million years old.
14.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package, so I skinned his ass alive. Aaahh!!
14.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm moving like French Montana, ha.
14.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I gave that pussy a raspberry.
14.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep my Glock at the Vatican.
14.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Himbuktu. Himon and Pumba.
14.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm a dog. I'm biting the fart bubbles in the bath.
13.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Step the wrong way and you will perish.
13.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm on them Nashville Nibblers.
13.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility. Got me in a state of rigor mortis.
13.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eyes bloodshot, leaning up against the wall, beatin' off to my Chrome Hearts boots.
13.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These Valentinos are from Milan, you fuckin' idiot.
13.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That pussy feel like Biscoff butter.
12.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're sick in the head. They forgot I'm him. I'm the himulation. I'm Him Kardashian. Himbuktu. Himon and Pumba. I got my DNA test back. Turns out I'm 100% Himalayan.
12.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm at the bank boutta withdraw all of it.
12.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me.
12.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Step the wrong way and you will perish.
12.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I come from a long bloodline of Italian leather. My Bottegas have veins pumping through them.
12.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm.
11.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0