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Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢

@pearlwoomy.bsky.social

(She/They | INTJ | 21) Unapologetic autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer/yume, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie, left Twitter Straw: askthehotarus.straw.page Artfight: https://artfight.net/~PearlWoomy

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A sketch featuring some of my favourite female characters to celebrate International Women's Day, featuring:

Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie)
Berri (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
Marie (Splatoon)
Ragatha (The Amazing Digital Circus)

A sketch featuring some of my favourite female characters to celebrate International Women's Day, featuring: Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie) Berri (Conker's Bad Fur Day) Marie (Splatoon) Ragatha (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Happy International Women's Day!

Here's some of my favourite female characters to celebrate! #BanjoKazooie #Conker #Splatoon #TheAamazingDigitalCircus #InternationalWomensDay #IWD2026

09.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 103    🔁 23    💬 4    📌 0
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“Mama…? Are you okay…?”
“Hi, dear. Mama’s a little bit grumpy right now. We can talk later.”
It’s Daylight Saving Time, and Marie isn’t exactly thrilled about having one less hour of sleep. Losing an hour just makes you feel so lethargic, cranky, and unmotivated.

08.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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“Mama…? Are you okay…?”
“Hi, dear. Mama’s a little bit grumpy right now. We can talk later.”
It’s Daylight Saving Time, and Marie isn’t exactly thrilled about having one less hour of sleep. Losing an hour just makes you feel so lethargic, cranky, and unmotivated.

08.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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“Mommy? Are you okay?”
“There’s so much I have to DO! Get a cake, balloons, gifts, and that’s only the SURFACE!”
“Mommy?”
“I have to make it PERFECT for her!”
Pearlie panics about Marie Day preparations. Pearlie’s a bit of a perfectionist, and wants things to be perfect for the love of her life.

07.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Frogy's 21st birthday DTIYS

To celebrate me turning 21 this year, l'll be hosting a special DTIYS! There won't be any prizes involved this time, so this will exclusively be done for fun. Anyone is welcome to join, both 2D and 3D artists!

Rules:

- Draw or render anything involving Frogy, it doesn't have to be birthday themed. You can feature any of your OCs in the art too if you'd like.

DON'T:

- Feature any kind of obscene content
(NSFW, gore, profanity, etc.)
- Use any form of Al for entries
- Edit or trace any of my artwork

Deadline is March 21st, but entries still valid in case you accidentally miss it.

#FrogysBirthdayDTIVS

Text: Frogy's 21st birthday DTIYS To celebrate me turning 21 this year, l'll be hosting a special DTIYS! There won't be any prizes involved this time, so this will exclusively be done for fun. Anyone is welcome to join, both 2D and 3D artists! Rules: - Draw or render anything involving Frogy, it doesn't have to be birthday themed. You can feature any of your OCs in the art too if you'd like. DON'T: - Feature any kind of obscene content (NSFW, gore, profanity, etc.) - Use any form of Al for entries - Edit or trace any of my artwork Deadline is March 21st, but entries still valid in case you accidentally miss it. #FrogysBirthdayDTIVS

Since I’ll be turning 21 this year, I felt like it would be fun to host a little DTIYS to celebrate! 💙🎂

Anyone can join if they wanna, no pressure! Don’t forget to tag your pieces with the tag below too!

(Ref in comments)

#FrogysBirthdayDTIYS

02.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 24    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1
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“Mommy? Are you okay?”
“There’s so much I have to DO! Get a cake, balloons, gifts, and that’s only the SURFACE!”
“Mommy?”
“I have to make it PERFECT for her!”
Pearlie panics about Marie Day preparations. Pearlie’s a bit of a perfectionist, and wants things to be perfect for the love of her life.

07.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that ppl would rather have dead children than autistic ones never fails to sadden me

07.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

eventually people are gonna put two and two together and realize “wait a minute, this MAHA shit isn’t strange or inexplicable or eccentric. it’s simply a very effective eugenics program in its earliest stages”

07.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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“…”
“Set her down…”
“…”
Marie really enjoys carrying Pearlie around like some kind of long cat. Pearlie tolerates it, but it seems like someone (the viewer, or one of the other Agents, perhaps?) isn’t too happy about it. Marie doesn’t seem to want to let go of Pearlie, though.

05.03.2026 15:11 — 👍 30    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Realized I forgot to make a daily post today, sorry! I’ll make sure to do one tomorrow!

06.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My 9 Games | 私を構成する9つのゲーム あなたそのものである9本のゲームをシェアしよう。

my9games.com

06.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No worries!

06.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh shoot! Realized I left out Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS)

Anyway, feel free to play any of these games if they interest you at all!

The original Donkey Kong Country can be played on the Switch as well on the SNES app since it’s an easier way to access the game

06.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Back in the day it was very different (I was a kid so it was basically related to my birth name), but in games like New Club Penguin/Club Penguin I go by AgentPearlie!

06.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Names of games:
Splatoon 2 (Switch)
Doki Doki Literature Club (PC)
ToonTown Online (PC, dead but there are fan remakes)
Wizard101 (PC)
Pokémon Sun (3DS)
Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why’d You Steal Our Garbage?! (3DS)
Club Penguin (PC, dead but there are fan remakes)
Donkey Kong Country (SNES)

06.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I may as well join in!

Nine games that shaped me in some way:

(I feel like there’s a pattern here, one-third of the games are 2000s MMO games)

Also while the Adventure Time game itself probably shaped me the least (still a fun play for the 3DS), I was obsessed with the show for a decent while

06.03.2026 16:27 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 2

Oh, you’re probably thinking of Marina and the other Pearl!

06.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That was my first starter too! Love the li’l guy!

06.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Random Tidal Treasure thought

So has anyone heard the song “Red Flags”? Honestly I could see Pearlie and Marie’s first ever date (in the past) being like that (the entire song, including the ending, from Pearlie’s POV)

Also the French waiter would be John Splatoon because it would be funny

06.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Pretty much haha

06.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@gsstandard.bsky.social @pearlwoomy.bsky.social @cephalorock.bsky.social #Splatoon3 #スプラトゥーン3 #NintendoSwitch

05.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I love the little guys! They have such great designs too!

05.03.2026 15:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“…”
“Set her down…”
“…”
Marie really enjoys carrying Pearlie around like some kind of long cat. Pearlie tolerates it, but it seems like someone (the viewer, or one of the other Agents, perhaps?) isn’t too happy about it. Marie doesn’t seem to want to let go of Pearlie, though.

05.03.2026 15:11 — 👍 30    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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“Honey, you’re up late. Is everything okay?”
“Y-yeah… You’re not by any chance seeing Lucky dancing, are you…?”
“Not at all. You’re probably just a little tired. Let’s get you back to bed.”
Pearlie is tired and vaguely hallucinates some weird stuff. Probably one of my more random posts.

04.03.2026 12:17 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Nancy 3/4/26 💅

04.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 14322    🔁 3433    💬 68    📌 141
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@pearlwoomy.bsky.social @vgceilingfan.bsky.social #Splatoon3 #スプラトゥーン3 #NintendoSwitch

04.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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03.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 25    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 2
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I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS
BUT IT'S TIME TOACCEPT THAT YOUR OCS ARE AN EXTENSION OF YOURSELF USED TO EXPLORE DIFFICULT EMOTIONS OR THINGS YOU ENJOY

There is also a photo of a Turkey being put in a fridge that is likely of limited correlation to the statement

Meme I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT IT'S TIME TOACCEPT THAT YOUR OCS ARE AN EXTENSION OF YOURSELF USED TO EXPLORE DIFFICULT EMOTIONS OR THINGS YOU ENJOY There is also a photo of a Turkey being put in a fridge that is likely of limited correlation to the statement

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03.03.2026 15:13 — 👍 154    🔁 58    💬 2    📌 1
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“Honey, you’re up late. Is everything okay?”
“Y-yeah… You’re not by any chance seeing Lucky dancing, are you…?”
“Not at all. You’re probably just a little tired. Let’s get you back to bed.”
Pearlie is tired and vaguely hallucinates some weird stuff. Probably one of my more random posts.

04.03.2026 12:17 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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“Of course, honey! Anything to make things a little easier for you〜!”
“T-thank you… Sorry for asking…”
“Honey, there’s no shame in asking for help. I *want* to help you out.”
Pearlie struggles to read a fast food board, so Marie helps her out. Like myself, Pearlie is a bit near-sighted.

03.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 33    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0