mystery style

Yeah i would love to go to the smelly bar from hell where they play the worst music youve ever heard how did you know?

I live in wisconsin… nothing ever happens here

Loooove cursing people who are mean like… cant wait until your toenails fall off

Killing the inventor of steampunk

Alcoholic roommate has made it so i cant use the bidet bc his explosive shits have completely covered the bidet in shit 🥰

Lets get retarded in here

Over the ear headphones during karaoke at the bar but only during the songs you dont like is an exquisite method of hating and i am fucking with it

Drinking espresso martini eating caesar salad like the white woman i am

Zyanose rip based on my life

Ill be the first to say it you are very weird (derogatory)

You care too much about aesthetics. It’s ruining your quality of life.

This is not my typical bluesky post but i have all them on every other social lmao

Every woman i ever date either alluding to me not being masc enough or straight up saying that is so defeating (: why date a femme if thats not what you like

Theme of day: all encompassing evil

This song changed my life when i was 16 fr

Not listening to a bitch with no bush! Shut up baldy!!

First of all I see the devil in your eyes. Second of all you stink like garbage.

Hanging out with my friend and the homeless guy that lives in her car <3

So when elderly people think im kin to the devil i get the thought like well maybe??? i am not right in the head if you tell me shit like that I am going to believe you

I would describe my day and you would say “yeah that would happen to you”

After brainbombs spring comes chin-chin summer

Straight up no way that guy has pubes

Telling people youre getting sober because youre on antibiotics is hilarious

Reply guying within minutes of sharing an announcement that your shorty is pregnant is so repugnant these men are depraved

Too therapized for my own good

Very ryan vibes

People in new york are not keen on the way i use the word bitch a lot

Last night was a character building experience 😍

I didnt do shit to fuck and this is how you reward me