Mdon114

He's a red-ass baboon with a live grenade

He's just shifting the load in his diaper.

Great vid of The Fartbarker sodomizing himself anally in public.

Hegseth is the political equivalent of a red-ass baboon with a live grenade; it was only a matter of when the detonation happened, and what damage would occur.

Seals were not in chain of command. Were they supposed to get clarification from Admiral?
Seems an odd response mid-operation.
Major ass cleaning soon.

He's not happy in California, where people know how much he sucks. A change of venues will permit him to fuck over new people, who will come to hate him as well.

He does have a physical brain, but no accompanying mind. There was an unknown brown splatter on the floor, but attendants mopped it up quickly.

The Battle of Diaper Bay is coming to a warship near YOU, Florida.

Great photo of Hassett at the porn shop selecting Christmas dildos for the Cabinet.

They've killed eighty or so thus far. These are murders. Maybe the UN or OSS can protect these people? Our Congress is useless.

Venezuela -the new Ukraine.

They're diversifying their economy by telemarketing the shit out of the US economy.
They are ubiquitous, aggressive and mendacious, a horde of scammers. Hang up!

Any stats on the telemarketing industry in India? Judging by my non-stop spoofed calls from South Asians.... it's enormous. They are selling Medicare plans, burial plots, and numerous scams . I'm getting 50+ calls a day.

They scanned his rectum and found the Speaker of the House.

"We aim to maim"
A campaign slogan rejected by the chemical weapons industry.
"Too graphic,"they said.

In Noem's defense, I understand that she has a nice ass.

One of these justices will publicly hold the knife at the throat of our democracy. Betting it's Alito, spouting sophist bullshit as their voice, causing Jefferson to puke in the tomb.

Am awaiting the deal he makes over Venezuelan oil. Can you see Kushner in a hardhat exiting an Escalade?

That's great Curtis! Run along now, go find that country you want. Here, we permit you to fuck YOURSELF at will. Leave us.

Great book. I actually read it as a kid. The usual suspects: religion and demagogy. Wrapped in the Flag, carrying the Cross. Very appropriate now as well. Hope the movie gets made.

Good time for China to start nibbling?

Nice boat
Shame if anything.....

Waiting for a reporter to respond in kind, with personal insults and physical derogation.

"If you can't answer that question, maybe you can tell us why you're such a fat, lying pile of dogshit?"

Battle of Diapers Bay.
Major historical blunder on tap, brought to us by the misery of his incontinence.

Old enough to remember Saddam burning Kuwaiti oilfields, thick black smoke....
Does Venezuela have a weapon The Fartbarker doesn't know about?
A LOT he doesn't know
Bay of Fartbarker invasion coming soon.

2/ His demise was likely jump-started by SPY magazine, which lampooned him to absurdity. No one could have predicted that with power he'd become dangerous. But here we are:
He's seduced a large voting bloc with nothing more than bullshit.
A mission? Hate, greed, incompetence. Rinse, repeat.

1/ New Yorkers were initially charmed when he first broke in the print media as a kind of young savant, a real estate developer and man-about-town with a different babe each week. The NY Post made him a star.
It took about four or five years for us to realize he was a laughable asshole.

I'm not s bitch, but I play one on TV.

Equal opportunity for idiots has been achieved, and its success is undeniable. Fuck you.

That's nothing. I get 50 a day since Medicare
open enrollment started. Mostly from men with South Asian accents. All my calls now go to voicemail.

Tubercule is leading in the race for December's Gohmert Award.