Douglas Cheape

Mamdani is going to impose "Shaft" law, under which everyone will have to be black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.

I like it!

Caprisun.

Yes…if you chop up the omelette into a spicy special egg fried rice.

Shooting a midshipman a mere blot on his copybook.

Mrs. ‘M’. For reasons still clouded in the mists of time, my wife chose not to adopt her husband’s proud surname. 🤷‍♂️

This from seventeen years ago would suggest that, in so many ways, I haven’t changed.
*Thoughts and prayers to my dear wife.

Sarah Connor: Why won’t you just die?

T-1000: Wow, what a great question! By asking that question you‘ve shown that you’re interested in life and death, and that you’re more philosophical than most. Let’s unpack that…

With Hamish.

Afternoon.

The worst of the internet compacted to meteoric density?

They say tardigrades are bigger on the inside.

Well, I didn’t expect to have learned to tie a bow in such a short time (as for 60 years I have failed).

I do remember someone at a tech event back in the 90’s saying all frontiers are built on sex, gambling, and lawlessness. I don’t think they suspected that period would perhaps never end.

Post yourself from a different era

How I imagine I’ll look after four days off the booze.

For @derbren.bsky.social
This evenings entertainment.

A non tackling fullback is a problem.

Who knew it was best not to give the all-blacks a 17 point lead?
Decent fight back, my views on Kinghorn remain ambivalent.

Tio Pepe

…on a bed of…

From ‘Scottish Rugby Memes’…again.

Try not to get pastry everywhere, Peigi!

It did.

I present to you a Bombay spiced pork sausage roll. What a time to be alive.

Waiting for the Scotland v All Blacks game.

Extremely belated Friday cheers!
It remains a complete mystery the precise reason this message should arrive in such a tardy manner. Investigations are proceeding.

Amazing place.

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Saving it for Sunday.